Not done reading, but I've got some thoughts:
"Keep your vape hand strong!"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of vaping, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Vapor those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord (of vapor) when I lay my vapor upon thee." (sorry for the lord of vapor bit.. couldn't claim to be the lord and vape.. dunno how that would sit..)
Continue with that:
"I thought that was just some serious shiz to drop on a n* before blowing some vapor in his face" (to far off the real thing? maybe..)
"Keep your vape hand strong!"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of vaping, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Vapor those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord (of vapor) when I lay my vapor upon thee." (sorry for the lord of vapor bit.. couldn't claim to be the lord and vape.. dunno how that would sit..)
Continue with that:
"I thought that was just some serious shiz to drop on a n* before blowing some vapor in his face" (to far off the real thing? maybe..)