Chinese Instructions...

[carpedebass]

Being a manly-man, I do not consider instructions a worthwhile thing to read in general. However, today I was bored at work when my new charger came in from madvapes. I actually read the instructions for this little jewel.

Don't you just love reading instructions from made-in-China materials??

Here's what it says...exactly as written...

"Put the battery in the corresponding location, when the charger is working, the battery is been charging when the indicator is red, it will be green or flashing when the battery is full.Put the battery in the corresponding location, when the charger is working, the battery is been charging when the indicator is red, it will be green or flashing when the battery is full.

Caution:

1. If the battery is over-discharged, it can't be charged until the charger work for few minutes.

2. Do not use the charger in high/moisture environment. Do not be inversion and subversion.

3. If the battery can't be charged, it might be full, aging, short circuit, reversed, on-rechargeable or dirty."

Love this stuff! Always good for a chuckle!!

 

[Allan.GH]

I have the sneaking suspicion that you may have started something here....not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

 

[sweetmeat]

It's written in engrish

Engrish.com

 

[Uncle Willie]

at least you got instructions ..

 

[DaBatMan]

LOL... funny stuff mang.

 

[mostlyclassics]

It's written in engrish

Or maybe Chinglish. They're different dialects, you know.

 

[carpedebass]

I have the sneaking suspicion that you may have started something here....not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

Hope so.

It's written in engrish

Engrish.com

That's freakin' hilarious!!

Or maybe Chinglish. They're different dialects, you know.

Need an example...

 

[mostlyclassics]

In Engrish, you change all the "L"s to "R"s; in Chinglish, you don't.

 

[Nixit]

I used to import ATV's and Go Carts from China. I literally have thousands of emails that I never could figure out....I got better towards the end figuring out what they were trying to say. But oh boy....you're right....it's FUNNY!

 

[36tinybells]

Do not be inversion and subversion.

LMAO! Best advice ever- if you're a sheep! Thank you, needed the laugh!

 

[kinabaloo]

Crazy english !

"... when my new charger came in from madvapes". Yep. it parked the car, knocked on the door, strode right in and introduced itself - 'Hello old chap, I'm your new charger, from MadVapes. What's up.' LOL

Er, "when my new charger was delivered ..." is wot was intended

Don't read instructions?? You'll have missed gems like :

'Caution: this pie will be hot after heating'

'For best effect, remove lid before pouring'

- and those are US/UK gems

 

[erich]

Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish

 

[KeysBum]

Thanks! I needed the laugh.

 

[carpedebass]

Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish

Oh! My! Gosh!! That's hilarious!!

 

[SnakeFarm]

Do not be inversion and subversion.

Stuff like that always makes me suspect that there was a native English speaking , but less-than-fully-gruntled employee involved.

My second language is Japanese so I got to help Japanese ESL students in school. Never a dull moment. As soon as one of them started getting cocky, I'd have them read "Uncle Tom's Cabin".

 

[carpedebass]

Stuff like that always makes me suspect that there was a native English speaking , but less-than-fully-gruntled employee involved.

My second language is Japanese so I got to help Japanese ESL students in school. Never a dull moment. As soon as one of them started getting cocky, I'd have them read "Uncle Tom's Cabin".

HA! you remind me of my English prof at UW. He was "just off the boat" Russian. Spoke PERFECT English! So much so, we could hardly understand him.

 

[TomCatt]

Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish

 

[JustaGuy]

Being a manly-man, I do not consider instructions a worthwhile thing to read in general. However, today I was bored at work when my new charger came in from Madvapes. I actually read the instructions for this little jewel...

There's your problem right there, carpe. You read it!

Hey, did you get a haircut?

 

[carpedebass]

Hey, did you get a haircut?

LOL! Those pics are about a year old now. My hair is quite short now. The pic in question, I had my mop pulled into a ponytail.

 

[JustaGuy]

LOL! Those pics are about a year old now. My hair is quite short now. The pic in question, I had my mop pulled into a ponytail.

Some hair care instructions for you then, which I also read.

1. If hair not long, cut.
2. If smooth hair desire, wash with olive oil.
3. Comb one direction only.
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52. Take new picture.