"chippy" the atty...the myth...the legend

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RedDeath5

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i'm standing in my kitchen. it's 5:40am. i should've left for work already, but alas, here i stand with a towel pressed to my mouth so as not to wake the missus, tears streaming down my face and barely able to breathe. the cat's giving me an expectant look, wondering when she's going to be fed, and i can't see to find a fork for her food. death affects everyone...
 
ROTFLOL, oh that was good... THANKS for the morning laugh lol
hmmm meant to ask beforehand, are niece purplette and nephew chromey acting okay :)


PHAROAH, why is it everytime I see a pic of your hearse, it reminds me of Abby on NCIS lol

Sis...those are for me! They are still on vacation... their time hasn't came yet. I have bathed them... and the are in my velvet bag...I had to get them out when boB lost Chippy so they could pay their respects. But believe u me, the Purplette is next in line for me, as soon as ol Evil that UTR passed on to me has it's last Puff..Purplette will have her day bein treated to my best DIY juice!
Missy
 

Vchick

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I'm guilty of atty abuse, and I'm not ashamed. When one of mine starts acting out and not performing the way they should, I slap them in a high voltage mod and give them electric shock treatment until they learn to behave, or die in agony.

Mine is an evil laugh...

And this would be why your aka captain tightpants, er right?

Sorry boB OT here - when are the calling hours?
I hope we can all be there as a show of support for you
 

asharp22

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wow bob, here I thought chippy was a person when I saw your post in the other thread.... I was trying to recall if I had written or PIF'd to a chippy username......

but in this case, it reminds me how well we need to treat our atty's. I have the original 5 I bought with my joye back in April, I take good care of them, but they all sound like they look like chippy. Coke a Cola tends to chip the paint....
 
Look guys, I feel the need to clarify a few things. Yeah attys can be like kids....sure some good discipline is necessary. I understand some of them grow up in fancy suburbs with zero turn mowers, while others are out plowing fields by hand all day. Nothing wrong with working them hard, they end up stronger in the long run for it, and the ones that don't cut it? Well truth be told they probably weren't cut out for the job to start with. May even be in the genetics. The thought had occurred to PIF Chippy for research purposes before you guys came forward with your offers.

I'm with you guys I am. But dang, who would work their kids in a field all day and offer them water without ice if it's available? Maybe treat them to a cold soda or something occasionally? I think most here would. I say most, only because I saw chippy the day I received him and that wasn't the case with his owner. Nah....betcha the other owner taunted chippy.....vaping JC or Mrs. Ts out of another atty while he watched. Just heartbreaking, it really is. boB
 
Vchick, thanks for your concern. Chippy was like a son to her, she saw the happiness he brought me. At his time we just want closure.....I'm still searching for answers though, I just can't help myself. Maybe it was just as simple as the Big Old Mod in the sky came calling with some juice we have yet to discover.? Maybe Chippy has his original luster back like he did the day he came out of the package? I just don't know. His remains are being sent off today, and I will notify all concerned when services will be held. A live broadcast is not out of the question. You see, unlike his previous owner, there is no price to steep for chippy. boB
 
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OMG... he just left for work.. i think maybe he has lost his marbles?? maybe a few?? should i call in the professionals on this one? Get him the help he needs? Are there support groups for losing loved attys? I hope smiley holds out for him today at work.. I dont think he can bare the loss of another atty so soon... Please people keep boB and smiley in ur thoughts today.. he may just lose all his marbles, if yet another adopted atty dies!!!
Thanks to everyone for ur support for him. i am being the strong one for the both of us!
♥ Missy
 
omg - I am sooooo glad you can't see my tear steaming face right now

Missy - I feel for you, but right now I'm choking on the laughter!

I am trying to hold it together too Vchick.... I really am... I dunno weather I should hold him.. or slap and shake him...screaming *pull it together MAN*.... It is so hard to hold back the hysteria that wants to come out! so many tears have been shed while reading these posts!
 

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My offering to Chippy, in respect of its passing.

Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there, I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow;I am the diamond glints on the snow.I am the sunlight that ripened grain;I am the gentle autumns’s rain.When you awaken in the morning’s hush,I am the swift uplifting rush,Of quiet birds in circled flight.I am the soft star that shines at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry.I am not there; I did not die.
 
WOW Slim...that was beautiful...*tear*... Just beautiful!!

My offering to Chippy, in respect of its passing.

Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there, I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow;I am the diamond glints on the snow.I am the sunlight that ripened grain;I am the gentle autumns’s rain.When you awaken in the morning’s hush,I am the swift uplifting rush,Of quiet birds in circled flight.I am the soft star that shines at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry.I am not there; I did not die.
 
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