Picture it: Fort Myers Beach, Florida, 1988.
Sears catalog. I'm 9 years old. I find this:
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum...o_of_the_day_84397_ghostbustersprotonpack.jpg
A lump forms in my throat. A butterfly dances in my stomach. I run to my mother. "THIS! I WANT THIS!"
"Well, we'll see..." she said.
Christmas day. I've ripped open every single present given to me. Thundercats, He-Man, Insectoids, M.U.S.C.L.E Men, Transformers, M.A.S.K., Star Wars, G.I. Joe, but... no Proton Pack.
Things are winding down. I like my toys but my grandmother notices I have a long face. "Billy boy, what's the matter?"
"Nothing."
"Something's the matter, what is it?"
"I just... I guess I really wanted a Proton Pack." I honestly teared up.
And then the magic of Christmas happened. My grandmother pulled "A Christmas Story" on me and said, "Hey, wait a minute. What's that? Behind the couch?"
"What?! What's behind the couch?!"
"I think, yeah, I think Santa dropped something!" (I stopped believing in Santa by then, but my heart was in my throat at this point.)
She reaches behind the couch, pulls out a huge box, and hands it to me. I take it like a starving junky and rip the wrapping paper apart. And what do I see... but the GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
I rip and I rip and I rip AND THERE IT IS!
THE GHOSTBUSTERS PROTON PACK PLAY-KIT!!!!!
I think I did backflips. Well, ok, I didn't do backflips, but oh my goodness, that was an AWESOME Christmas. I played with that thing until the velco straps frayed to pieces.
I got this guy, too! Onionhead! Aka Slimer!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_op33T41CDtU/ShME6ZtKctI/AAAAAAAABr4/wr1eUeJRtT4/s320/OriginalSlimer2a.jpg