Chuck Laws.

[Jason365]

Here is the list of Laws. With the chuck. Not listed in order.

Listed items may or may not be covered under the warranty from Jeff.

#1 Dont knock it over when its standing for dripping or just looking good. Could damage switch or scratch surfaces. I got scared many times.

#2 Dont drop it form 3 feet or higher onto any surface. The surface will be scratched or broken. Could break switch or atty, or so I have heard.

#3 Dont open beer cuz you dont have a lighter. it will scratch the end cap. I know..

#4 Dont keep the chuck in your pocket with the button pushed and you dont know. It will kill the atty, and make the room smell funny. I know...

#5 Dont let your Friends use it.. They want to take it home with them. (they dont even have a battery charger.) I know...

Anyone else?
These are responsibilities you all must take on when you buy your own..

 

[enadrown]

**is nodding and understanding cuz she just ordered her chuck and needs to learn chuck law**

 

[catwoman19]

Here is the list of Laws. With the chuck. Not listed in order.

Listed items may or may not be covered under the warranty from Jeff.

#1 Dont knock it over when its standing for dripping or just looking good. Could damage switch or scratch surfaces. I got scared many times.

#2 Dont drop it form 3 feet or higher onto any surface. The surface will be scratched or broken. Could break switch or atty, or so I have heard.

#3 Dont open beer cuz you dont have a lighter. it will scratch the end cap. I know..

#4 Dont keep the chuck in your pocket with the button pushed and you dont know. It will kill the atty, and make the room smell funny. I know...

#5 Dont let your Friends use it.. They want to take it home with them. (they dont even have a battery charger.) I know...

Anyone else?
These are responsibilities you all must take on when you buy your own..

#6 When showing it to admirers, don't take your eyes off it
#7 When driving, DO NOT blow vapor toward windshield, you will not be able to see where you are going
#8 Do not sleep with it, you could roll over onto the switch and burn yourself (I know)

 

[Beer Man]

Keep 'em coming. I'm a potential Chuckist.

 

[crashtestjeep]

The chuck HATES to be ignored.

 

[Dredbull]

I do not own one but thought I would throw my coppers in the ring.

1. Thou shall envy every chuck ever made and vaped.

2. tho shall not abuse thy chuck, chuck is forgiving but being chuckless is a chucking crime against sanity.

3. thou shall spread thy word of chuck to the chuckless and the future chuckheads instilling envy and having your chuck coveted.

4. tho shall no tip/drop/mod chuck since the chuck is a rabid vaping badger in a prom dress.

5. and most important thou shall watch the chuck thread for new chuck pron every day.

 

[AngusATAT]

1. It is said that Chuck tears can cure cancer. Too bad the Chuck has never cried.

2. The Chuck is suing Myspace for taking the name of what it calls everything around you.

3. Chuck can kill two stones with one bird.

4. Chuck destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. There is no 'ctrl' button on the Chuck's computer. The Chuck is always in control.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for the Chuck.

7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures the Chuck has allowed to live.

8. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the Chuck.

9. The Chuck is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

10. The Chuck can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

[MHR7331]

1. It is said that Chuck tears can cure cancer. Too bad the Chuck has never cried.

2. The Chuck is suing Myspace for taking the name of what it calls everything around you.

3. Chuck can kill two stones with one bird.

4. Chuck destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. There is no 'ctrl' button on the Chuck's computer. The Chuck is always in control.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for the Chuck.

7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures the Chuck has allowed to live.

8. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the Chuck.

9. The Chuck is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

10. The Chuck can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

My fav... "The Chuck isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of the Chuck"

 

[Dredbull]

NO WAI! the chuck blocked the sun and created darkness.

 

[Dirtybutts]

Angus and Dred...That was great, Made my stomach hurt I chuckled (pun intended) so hard!

 

[hecknaw]

these chucker's love their chucks!!!mine was just made this morn'n saw a picture of it,can't wait to get it!!!

 

[Jason365]

# 37
the chuck does not always drink beer but when it does it drinks dos equis.