Chuck Norris Game - High Desert Vapes New Giveaway Thread

[bwh79]

Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris swims through land.

 

[therussellv]

Chuck Norris's beard is registered as a deadly weapon.

 

[therussellv]

Chuck Norris allows the earth to revolve around the sun so he can keep an eye on it.

 

[bwh79]

Chuck Norris can speak fourteen languages...at the same time.

 

[therussellv]

Chuck Norris vapes a mixture of creosote and diesel.

 

[therussellv]

The Chinese population explosion started 9 months after Chuck Norris's first visit.

 

[therussellv]

The craters on the moon were made by Chuck Norris shooting spit wads.

 

[therussellv]

The "face on mars" was built by ancient martians fortelling the coming of Chuck Norris.

 

[therussellv]

Chuck Norris uses a car battery to power his mod.

 

[Thayamax]

 

[bwh79]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake. After three days of painful suffering
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the snake finally died!

 

[b4stoner]

Chuck Norris doesn't play around

 

[carrielsal]

 

[Thayamax]

 

[super dave]

 

[bwh79]

Some men pray to Jesus. Jesus prays to Chuck Norris.

 

[mac63]

Just in case Chuck Norris wakes up in a good mood he keeps a sheet of sand paper next to the roll of toilet paper.

 

[super dave]

 

[mac63]

 

[Sir2fyablyNutz]

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