Cigarette Newbie

[Myk]

Smoking can be way cheaper than vaping because you can scrape the nicotine residue off your walls and car windshield and then reinsert it into new cigs. That way you don't waste any of the good stuff. They are having a great sale on gummy nicotine at onestoptarshop and myfreenicsmokes. Sometimes you even get a bonus hair or dust ball in it which adds extra flavor and flammability.

I save it on my bathroom ceiling. The steam rinses it down to the low points. Just roll your cigs in it. It's a great way to get more tarry goodness in every puff.

 

[AngelsBreath]

Sorry Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Okay, carry on lol

 

[RosaJ]

I use the premastication method. You can google it. I chew it all real good together over and over and gently place it from my mouth into a brown glass bottle. It's the same way a mom bird feeds her baby. That way no particles are wasted and you don't lose all those extra chemicals.

Will that stop my gums from bleeding too? Can't wait to try it...

 

[candimccann]

Premastication -- sounds a little tree-huggerish to me. Isn't that how Alicia Silverstone feeds her baby? And we all know she's a vegan, cruelty-free, health nut.
Are you sure this isn't healthy or good for you? Cuz I'm definitely NOT into healthy stuff.

 

[RosaJ]

I save it on my bathroom ceiling. The steam rinses it down to the low points. Just roll your cigs in it. It's a great way to get more tarry goodness in every puff.
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(gag) (gag) (gag)8-o

 

[MiamiMom63]

I'm a super smart person and have a high I.Q. But I forget what it is right now. I will be one of the first vendors to come out with my line of premasticnic. And since I got my flu shot, the FDA will allow me to label them as organics. I'm going on Shark Tank with my line of premasticnic next week and will get alot of funding from that Fubu guy probably. Then I won't even need to mess with the classifieds.

 

[Myk]

(gag) (gag) (gag)8-o

LOL, I've got the stuff to clean it but my roommate still smokes. It may reform in half the time with one smoker but that's still pretty quick. I'm working on him.

ntopic: The key to saving your wall nicotine is to paint with high gloss, otherwise it soaks in and you have to peel the paint to smoke it.

 

[MiamiMom63]

I save it on my bathroom ceiling. The steam rinses it down to the low points. Just roll your cigs in it. It's a great way to get more tarry goodness in every puff.
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This is a real good source for resourcing your nic, plus you can get the extra residue and chemicals from the aerosol deodorants and hairsprays you use.

 

[RosaJ]

LOL, I've got the stuff to clean it but my roommate still smokes. It may reform in half the time with one smoker but that's still pretty quick. I'm working on him.

ntopic: The key to saving your wall nicotine is to paint with high gloss, otherwise it soaks in and you have to peel the paint to smoke it.

LOL, don't feel bad Myk, it's all in good fun. Just make sure you wear a raincoat when you take a shower. I don't think you want that stuff dripping down on you. It may make you glow at night! Good luck...

 

[Hulamoon]

Yes but the flavor is fantastic! Coffee infused. Mmm Mmm good!

I read the post differently. I think she meant she owns a Lamborghini and loves Montecristo, coffee, truffles and smoking civets - which is dicey, since I believe they're endangered.

 

[Peekebe]

I like to shut all the windows place a nice brick of tobacco in the oven and just let it fill the whole house with that lovely aroma. Then you don't have to use matches or lighters. All you have to do is breath.

 

[e-pipeman]

I've been trying to get one of my friends to stop vaping, but she is hooked on those shiny, glittery fake eGos from China (where everything is so fake it's unreal). She said she'd try cigarettes if she could get some that were really unique looking. What do you think of this:

Great! Nothing like a good visual to convince the illiterate! Way to go!

 

[e-pipeman]

Most definitely, 50 shades of gray, to be exact!

Oh. you naughty girl! A spanking is imminent! Oh...no, you just meant colours, right? Yeah, well, grey then...

 

[AttyPops]

Oh. you naughty girl! A spanking is imminent! Oh...no, you just meant colours, right? Yeah, well, grey then...

Oh yeah? What's correct: "An herb", or "a herb"?

Edit: It's a play on the US vs UK theme........a joke son! Not very funny, but a joke!

 

[e-pipeman]

I went to the zoo and started drawing on a camel...apparently I shouldn't have done that in the monkey enclosure as its learned behaviour...x

(this is the polite version!)

We like smoking monkeys! Why should Homo Sapiens have all the fun? Let inferior primates and lesser mammals (like shrews) join the party, ok? Yay!

 

[e-pipeman]

One lump or two?

Dromedary or Bactrian, if you don't mind.

 

[e-pipeman]

I want to draw a bunny. I like bunnies.

If you skin them you can make a really neat pouch for your B&H. Must be lucky, right? (Try to include a foot).

 

[e-pipeman]

Has anyone seen the PBastardo review of the JPS superkings on YouTube, they are my new favouritist ever.

Supercool...I love the way that he uses the empty packet as a sputum chalice.

 

[fabricator4]

I've been trying to get one of my friends to stop vaping, but she is hooked on those shiny, glittery fake eGos from China (where everything is so fake it's unreal). She said she'd try cigarettes if she could get some that were really unique looking. What do you think of this:

It looks a little damp to be honest, but at least you'd have a little roast meat pattie to put on your tiny toast for lunch afterwards. That's the big advantage to smoking, a tiny toast with a little meat pattie on it will be enough and you won't still be hungry. Don't be too surprised if your body mass index plummets, although for some people that doesn't happen until rampant lung cancer is diagnosed.

If your friend wants a really unique looking cigarette though, maybe they should buy a cigar. They come in a variety of sizes including the mini and they're really not as expensive as everyone would have you believe. Those cigar knockers just have tobacco envy.

 

[e-pipeman]

You still have a sense of smell? You really are a newbie. Don't worry, "Smoker's Nose" is very common. After being a vaper for awhile when you switch to cigarettes it can take a couple of months for your senses of smell and taste to disappear.

But this opens up all sorts of new job opportunities - work in a charnel house or sewage farm and they'll think you're a seasoned pro rather than the hopeless newb that you actually are. Then you can boss them around. Kewl!