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Oh those look even better than Benson and Hedges! Does it have a plastic tube so it doesn't get bent?
Why has this woman glued part of her hand to her head? This will make it very difficult for her to smoke her oversized B&H clone.
She also has a nacho growing from her hand. This poor woman is very unwell.
How interesting is you search Nacho rictus in Google Images, these are some of the first results.
Friday, huh? All the stores are shut. I have to drain liquid from the base of 10ml bottles! What's going on?
Oh yeah, I forgot, I gave up vaping.
I'm just about hangin' in there...
Oh yeah, I forgot, I gave up vaping.
I'm just about hangin' in there...
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Don't start vaping, just roll the tobacco from all your collected dog ends into a cylinder made from the pages of a telephone directory and smoke those. The throat hit is immense.
I have taken your advice and currently await the arrival of the paramedics - apparently a goldfish is in difficulties in a bowl in Weaste but I'm allowed to hear "The Rites Of Spring" over and over again on the telephone at my expense until they feel able to attend. Ain't life grand? Tasted good. though - can you get apple flavoured telephone directories?
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It is a difficult transition from vaping to cigarettes, but we are all here to support you. I have found that on those days when I just want to blow a huge cloud of vapor, i just lick the ashtray outside the back door of the local HoJo and feel much better. Instead of apple flavored directories, you could always try those vanilla lotion kleenex, I bet that would be amazing (at least it would be amazing to film and post on youtube)
I hear a young person who wishes to direct his first youtube video. Back in the day when I was a young thing people scrawled on slates with their fingernails or teeth whilst being beaten over the knuckles with a triangular wooden ruler. Now there is the intertubes, All the flowers in the field are dead.
Life was much simpler then, of course you had to marry your sister who was also your uncle.
Indeed, all that stubble - but enough of the field. Yes, those balmy evenings when we had all been forced to rub ourselves with balm...
you all should be ashamed,,,,,,
every one of you,,,,,,,,,
talking big about your cigar smoking and your cigarette smoking and bragging about throat hit and how much you smoke daily,,,,,,
and every blasted one of you despicable people has VAPING advertisements in your siggy lines!!!!!!!! Bragging about your mods and your set ups and how long you've been vaping,,,,,,,,,
FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR.SHAME.
every one of you,,,,,,,,,
talking big about your cigar smoking and your cigarette smoking and bragging about throat hit and how much you smoke daily,,,,,,
and every blasted one of you despicable people has VAPING advertisements in your siggy lines!!!!!!!! Bragging about your mods and your set ups and how long you've been vaping,,,,,,,,,
FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR.SHAME.
I am afraid this site is in cahoots with big eCig and their lackeys in the illuminati, and they attach these "signatures" to people to try and destroy their credibility, it is only the fact I lack such credibility in the first place that has kept me safe, for now.
I have tried to replace my signature with a picture of a smoking beagle but the mods keep deleting it.
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