Cigarette Newbie

[nikkysikk]

I've actually been looking for a new truck to drive over things. I want to be able to drive over all types of devices - mechanical, electronic, high-end, low-end, etc. What are you guys using? Is the kind of truck important - or just the tires?

The kind of truck doesn't really matter. It's all about the lift. I don't have much of one because I tend to just drive over cartons, pipes, and the occasional congressman. To drive over that you'd need something with at least 20" of clearance so you don't damage your muffler.

Coincidentally, I found out breathing in my car exhaust is great in a pinch when I'm down to only 1 ml of tobacco.


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[e-pipeman]

The kind of truck doesn't really matter. It's all about the lift. I don't have much of one because I tend to just drive over cartons, pipes, and the occasional congressman. To drive over that you'd need something with at least 20" of clearance so you don't damage your muffler.

Coincidentally, I found out breathing in my car exhaust is great in a pinch when I'm down to only 1 ml of tobacco.


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The last time I damaged my muffler I was left breathless for weeks.

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[Shadav]

but i'm only 32

 

[e-pipeman]

but i'm only 32

That would be 100-a-day.

 

[The Ocelot]

Perfect for use in the cinema - you can just slip the device over the head of the person in the row in front of you and let it rest on their shoulders.

It would also look like the person in front was smoking, just in case one of those nasty "We can vape anywhere! Neener, Neener!" ushers came along and ordered it put out. I'm tired of being discriminated against.

 

[cmdebrecht]

LOL, I was just thinking about this thread the other day LOL,,,,,,,,,I bet some of the newbies would love it

You thought right! I started at the beginning, skipped to the end, and it's still funny. So I'm going back to the beginning and will spend the next 90 minutes snickering so as not to wake up hubby.

 

[Shadav]

You thought right! I started at the beginning, skipped to the end, and it's still funny. So I'm going back to the beginning and will spend the next 90 minutes snickering so as not to wake up hubby.

Lol good luck with that
I about died laughing when I first found this thread

 

[The Ocelot]

Be careful not to laugh down your leg.

 

[e-pipeman]

Be careful not to laugh down your leg.

Wise words indeed.

 

[Ref Minor]

It would also look like the person in front was smoking, just in case one of those nasty "We can vape anywhere! Neener, Neener!" ushers came along and ordered it put out. I'm tired of being discriminated against.

I find the best thing to do with the ushers is to complain bitterly about the high sugar and fat contents in the food they are selling from the tray around their neck whilst blowing smoke in their face until they leave me alone.

 

[e-pipeman]

I find the best thing to do with the ushers is to complain bitterly about the high sugar and fat contents in the food they are selling from the tray around their neck whilst blowing smoke in their face until they leave me alone.

That's a good approach. Personally I simply beat them over the head with a heavy stick that has a rusty nail in it (no, not the nice drink).

 

[Ref Minor]

Well, I for one have been sprinkling cinnamon into my rolling tobacco for a fuller taste, it's cinnamon so at least it won't do me any harm.

 

[e-pipeman]

Well, I for one have been sprinkling cinnamon into my rolling tobacco for a fuller taste, it's cinnamon so at least it won't do me any harm.

I ordered some cinnamon from FT back in Jan 2008 but they sent it via HK post so it has slipped through a hole in the space/time continuum.

Never mind - it probably tasted like monkey vomit anyway.

Do you think I should open a ticket?

Or a wormhole?

 

[The Ocelot]

I ordered some cinnamon from FT back in Jan 2008 but they sent it via HK post so it has slipped through a hole in the space/time continuum.

Never mind - it probably tasted like monkey vomit anyway.

Do you think I should open a ticket?

Or a wormhole?

I'm not sure either would help you get your order this decade, since they are likely OOS. From what I understand 2016 is the Year of the Monkey and fermented cinnamon monkey vomit is the traditional meal...or drink...or both...anyway, it's all in great barrels somewhere in preparation for the festivities.

As an alternative, you might ask to be sent Lesser Panda as a replacement. It doesn't have much cinnamon in it, but the subtle flavor of bamboo is delish and nothing can surpass the fine fragrance of burning fur.

 

[e-pipeman]

Hey - those Lesser Pandas look like a great set up - and what a cool one to wrap! I spend hours covering household objects in sticky-backed-plastic for no good reason. With this mod I think I'll use a template to leave the Pandas visible and then cover the rest in "Old Briefcase". Very nice!

 

[Shadav]

Finally learned to roll my own
What ya think? Too much?

 

[fabricator4]

Finally learned to roll my own
What ya think? Too much?

No that's about right. Two hands are better than one. For a real Christmas celebration you should include some reindeer poo in the mix.

Merry Christmas!

 

[SirSteve]

I think that is an all day smoke, reminds me of an older movie.

 

[e-pipeman]

It's Christmas folks!

Whilst we enjoy our B&H we should be sensible about things and roundly patronise our vaping friends. We know that they are all witless and a biological accident - but hey! We got our cigs!

Peace and good nicotine to all peeps!

 

[fabricator4]

It's Christmas folks!

Whilst we enjoy our B&H we should be sensible about things and roundly patronise our vaping friends. We know that they are all witless and a biological accident - but hey! We got our cigs!

Peace and good nicotine to all peeps!

Meeeerry Christmas!

Santa brought me a barrow load of chop-chop and hung it in the fire place. Yummy! I didn't even need to light up this morning, the house completely reeks with the yummy smoke.