Cigarette Newbie

[The Ocelot]

That is wicked sick!! I could get a tank for Umbwella and we could take my multiple personalities on adventures! The Fulminant Five go on a Field Trip!

 

[Shadav]

hahaha in the window is that a dog and cat?

 

[The Ocelot]

hahaha in the window is that a dog and cat?

I see a dog, not sure about a cat though. It could be a reflection.

 

[razor4432]

My friend advised me that a hookah was a good way to smoke tobacco, I rented one for the night but it turned out that she didn't smoke. Please ensure that if you rent a hookah you ask for one that smokes.

Hopefully that wasn't to expensive of a lesson learned. It is always best to check and make sure the product works properly before hand Did you get a refund atleast?

 

[Ref Minor]

Hopefully that wasn't to expensive of a lesson learned. It is always best to check and make sure the product works properly before hand Did you get a refund atleast?

We started discussing the matter and I found myself agreeing with the muscular gentleman who burst through the hotel door several minutes later that perhaps I should just treat it as a learning exercise as this would be preferable to having him "use my kneecaps as castanets"

 

[razor4432]

We started discussing the matter and I found myself agreeing with the muscular gentleman who burst through the hotel door several minutes later that perhaps I should just treat it as a learning exercise as this would be preferable to having him "use my kneecaps as castanets"

Hmmm...sounds like you got the wrong kind of hookah. Did the person who told you to get one have a thick accent possibly? There might've been a misunderstanding on your part. Atleast you agreed to disagree and no harm was done. I think I will stay away from hookahs, I really enjoy my B&H and the occasional cigar made from my old cigarette butts.

 

[e-pipeman]

I'm really warming to the idea of smoking B&H in my second-hand Daihatsu Move. Could you fit fifty cartons of B&H into a Lamborghini without throwing your hookah out of the door? Somehow I doubt it.

Anyway, I need time to contemplate this. Seven days with my guru should cost me a pile but clarify my thinking. I'm off (it is rather hot - that explains it).

 

[Ref Minor]

Could you fit fifty cartons of B&H into a Lamborghini without throwing your hookah out of the door?

This is not recommended, standard procedure for this is to go off road and then dig a shallow grave.

 

[mediocre toker]

I'm really warming to the Move now. All the Lamborghini fanbois won't leave me alone and keep bullying me. I have never been approached by a Daihatsu Move fanboy.

Hi,
I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches
(c) Lamborghini countach

I know that's a bit of a "here today, gone tomorrow" package but would it be enough to get me started?

Or should I go for it and buy a Dunhill pipe and solid gold Dunhill lighter? They have a great warranty and would last me a long time - I've read so much good stuff about them.

What do you think?

excellent choice for a newbie set up.

 

[jtpjc]

Tonight I dreamed I was vaping. When will these nightmares stop?

 

[fabricator4]

Tonight I dreamed I was vaping. When will these nightmares stop?

Once a vaper, always a vaper. It will be with you for a long time. Eventually it does fade though, and you get back your smoking reality.

 

[The Ocelot]

Tonight I dreamed I was vaping. When will these nightmares stop?

I hope you woke up coughing, that would at least be some comfort.

 

[beckyblue]

Tonight I dreamed I was vaping. When will these nightmares stop?

Cure for those nightmares, consonant soup -

Can't even recall the taste of a single vape since I tried it!

, ymmv

 

[jtpjc]

I'm getting tired of the people that keep saying "we don't know what's in them." It says so right on the box: Tar and Nicotine! Both in mg! I mean, jeez.

 

[razor4432]

Jtpjc don't forget about all the great flavor enhancers such as arsenic, formeldahyde, ammonia... These are what gives them that great kick.

 

[jtpjc]

I know, I know... and you know, these ingredients aren't mentioned on the pack. No need to, they're so innocent, and all natural. Contrary to these vaping sticks. I mean, "natural flavorings"? "GRAS"? What's that supposed to mean?? I smell astroturfing.

 

[The Ocelot]

I know, I know... and you know, these ingredients aren't mentioned on the pack. No need to, they're so innocent, and all natural. Contrary to these vaping sticks. I mean, "natural flavorings"? "GRAS"? What's that supposed to mean?? I smell astroturfing.

They're secret ingredients too, like Coca-Cola. Cigarette makers don't want the Chinese to get ahold of the recipes and make cheap knock-offs.

 

[razor4432]

Hmmm...GRAS could be subliminal messaging "Get Real And Smoke"! Already there my friends, already there

Now this Rhos and strange looking 'E' on the packages I have no clue what that is supposed to mean, I've only noticed it on the tanks so maybe it is initials for people? Not that it is a huge concern to me, I've fully switched to smoking for a while now. So much easier just light and go, when the cig is done I just flick the .... out the window of my car or toss it in a trash can.

 

[mediocre toker]

I'm confused. This doctor obviously doesn't know what he is talking about. I mean he should be putting cigarettes in not taking them out. It was obviously the rest of the bon bons that were tainted with sickly sweet lumps.Any news on teddies progress anyone?

 

[Ref Minor]

I'm confused. This doctor obviously doesn't know what he is talking about. I mean he should be putting cigarettes in not taking them out. It was obviously the rest of the bon bons that were tainted with sickly sweet lumps.Any news on teddies progress anyone?

My crotch unicorn is stirring after watching that.