[a glimpse inside the mind of a Vermillion River Juice addict]
I wake up .. run to check the mail, even before I've had coffee. Yay there's a box from Vermillion. What a cute box .. omg I can't get the box open, where are my scissors. Damn, this junk drawer really needs to be cleaned out. Oh there they are. Finally ... oooh, even though they are in box, they are still wrapped so nice and secure. I love bubble wrap, it's fun. Where's the end of the tape, geesh, my fingernails need to grow faster. Ahh, pineapple, yum, where's the Florida Citrus ... opening the second bubble wrap tube, Ahh, Fruit Stripe thank goodness, I was out of this. Finally, this one has to be the Citrus. Tear open the bubble wrap, no longer willing to carefully peel off the tape so that it can be re-used to PIF some samples. Yay, Florida Citrus!!
Oh, safety sealed. Dang, I can never get these things off ... where did those scissors go, I just had them a minute ago. PINKIE, bad kitty, you stole my scissors! Bring those back! Ahh, there, finally. OMG it has a childproof cap too. Struggle, twist, groan, ahhh .. finally. WHAT?? a european dropper insert. OMG he is really forcing me to work to get to the goods. OUCH broke a nail digging this baby out, who cares, gimme the juice! At least he includes a handy dropper as well, don't know what I would do without it.
Where's my PV? ahh .. full of pina colada from someone else, icky .. blow out that juice, out, juice, out! DRIP DRIP DRIP .... ahhhhhhhh
This is every bit as delicious as I thought it would be. You can taste the lemon, the lime, the orange ...wow. Dang, they really do make the best juice on the planet. Why would anyone buy anything else? Let's just hope he doesn't realize his is the best and start charging $300 an ounce.
Not that I wouldn't pay it ... but please don't get any ideas.
Another Fastastic juice from Vermillion River. I wonder if he sells gift certificates, I know what all my vaper friends are getting this year. Can't turn them on to vaping without telling then who has the best juice!
Now, I can make some coffee.