Commiserating with Ripple

[pchela]

Hmmm... how old are you again Lox?

 

[ISBN]

Lox is as old as a smoked fish.

 

[loxmythe]

I installed the locks on the Erie canal

 

[ISBN]

Certainly not old enough to know better...



Winner in 5 posts!!!!

 

[loxmythe]

There's 2 incontrovertible facts.
1 no matter how old you are - farts are funny

2 so are Woodies

 

[pchela]

Actually, I HATE flatulence jokes. Hate them. Seriously. I hate potty humor. It makes me uncomfortable.

What's winning in 5 posts? My GLV?!

 

[ISBN]

2 more posts to the winner

 

[loxmythe]

You must be hating the 3 word story thread then

 

[pchela]

I really am... it makes me cringe. A lot.

 

[loxmythe]

Ok I'll be good

 

[ISBN]

 

[pchela]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

[pchela]

Ok I'll be good

You can do whatever you like - I know that my weirdness about that stuff is weird and not normal. It doesn't make me mad - just makes me uncomfortable. I'm the one that's abnormal... I think. Though, you guys do seem to like flatulence an awful lot...

 

[loxmythe]

Oh no!! It's the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

 

[ISBN]

You can do whatever you like - I know that my weirdness about that stuff is weird and not normal. It doesn't make me mad - just makes me uncomfortable. I'm the one that's abnormal... I think. Though, you guys do seem to like flatulence an awful lot...

It's habit forming.

I tried to give it up for a year but that did'nt end well.

 

[loxmythe]

Doesn't that cause spontaneous human combustion?

 

[ISBN]

Hmmm... Let me reference the Xfiles and I'll get back to you on that.



(Only if your still a smoker.)

 

[pchela]

I want to believe...

 

[Reddhott]

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hey Lox!!!! I just got an infraction for the Monty Python scene post!!!!! You all had better watch out for the PC police, they're prowling my thread!!! Its dark days to be a shrubber......

Wow, this place is really really lame sometimes.......