........................I got a female one time who said, "Hello, I'm Sandy". I asked if it was windy.

........................I got a female one time who said, "Hello, I'm Sandy". I asked if it was windy.
You can ask to speak to an american. I always find it funny when an indian tells me their name is "Kevin". After asking them to repeat themselves twice, then I ask to speak to an american.
I believe the streets would be safer if you could only drive a motorcycle/scooter until you were age 21. That would also make more people take caution to two wheel drivers.
That's what we get for teaching our youth to get the best deal they can instead of buying american made quality. So as long as you keep buying from the big companies when they ship jobs overseas, they don't give a crap.
And I'm proposing that from now on, whenever you refer to a nickname of walmart, that it is now referred to as Chinamart instead. Oh yes, Sam would turn in his grave if he saw how they treated their employees and what it has done to this nations economy.
These are great for introducing people to electronic cigarettes....AND THERE FREE.
So even people I completely respect can make mistakes. Sometimes, it's a spellchecker that jumps in. But, man, it bothers me!
I agree in thinking that confusion should not even be allowed to exist. The English language is horrible. Too many rules, exceptions, homonyms, homophones, etc. 26 print letters in the English alphabet + 26 double identity letters (as capitals) + double that for cursive. 104 letters for each child to learn, on top of the words spelled the same with different pronunciations and meanings (ex: read) and words that sound the same and spelled differently (caret, carrot, carat). You would think in this information age (as Steel said) that the world could collectively develop an easy to learn and use language for everyone that would increase the productivity and learning speed of children. It would only take a couple generations to fade out all the other languages. Science worldwide agreed to use the metric system (except for the US for some stupid reason). Language should not need to be a barrier to learning or communicating at this point.It seems so many people don't understand the difference between there, their and they're.
Until we can pass these two giant barriers holding us back, we will not surpass the information age.
This is beating a dead horse, you know. May as well go shout it into the wind. It's been
brought up time and time (and time and time) again, and the usual answers (from offenders)
include:
...they do not care what you think of them
...you KNOW what they were saying, so why the fuss
...a life - get one (while they are playing Wii)
...times now are not as "formal" as they were in the past
...blah blah blah
...Because a little self-improvement is too much like work, regardless of the words put around it.
Even though the chance is miniscule at best, here's a place that may be able to help:
Common Errors in English Usage
Speaking of the English language, a friend of mine sent me the following email. It was titled "We don't have to press '1' for English":
I'll bet that only people whose first language is English can read this correctly the first time.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
Too funny the English language is so crazy.
It's only "crazy" if somebody did not pay attention in school. Even thought I do not know any
other languages, English can NOT be the ONLY one with "craziness".
I have a couple of tattoos and I HATE it when complete strangers feel like they can just walk up to me w/o asking and touch me - especially when I'm not looking and they just sneak up on you like a freakin ninja and stroke my arm or back and go "OOoooh that's nice where did you get it?" .... Last time I checked I didn't get a tattoo that says "Please touch me here!" ~ That's all.
I guess I just must be a ..... magnet.
I work part time in an "internet cafe", you know, where you can play "promotional games" and win money.
Well, I hate it when you have people that come in, play, and walk out with $500 bucks, then come in the next day and ..... because they aren't winning. You hear the same thing over and over. "Boy, these machines are tight. Better loosen 'em up or people will stop coming here". It's like they expect to walk out with money every time they play. I get sick of hearing it.
People, when you go into those kinds of places, don't expect to win EVERY TIME! If you are not willing to part with your money, DON'T PLAY!
Vegas isn't Vegas cuz everybody wins.
These people also have no comment for when they ARE winning. Only when they lose.
I'm done....................![]()
I just wanted to start a new thread to have a place to just ..... about stuff that irritates you.
I wonder what color ribbon will be assigned for the affliction of not being to READ and
COMPREHEND due to laziness or "like, whatever"-ness.