You're not lost, you found us!

I smoked for 40 years and if I can figure it out, I'm sure you can too! Let's see, where to start...
1) Yes, stay away from gas stations, unless you're in a jam (then always
buy them instead of a pack of cigarettes!) It's not that the gas station ones are horrible themselves, but they are over-priced, the
batteries don't last vary long, and the juices don't taste that great.
2) You will get tons of excellent suggestions for kits you should buy. We don't want you to spend a lot of money on the learning curve, however the learning curve is unavoidable.
3) To narrow things down, tell us more about yourself:
Are you looking for something the size and shape of a cigarette, or do you not care?
Do you like to "fiddle" with things, take them apart, etc.?
Are you the type of person who would like to get your feet wet with something easy, knowing that you might outgrown it, or do you want the
Best of the Best right off the bat no matter the cost?
I'll probably have more questions, but I imagine you'll have several responses before I finish typing this.