CONTEST****Smokelessimage.com*****VOLT

[reptilr]

I woke up this morning and searched for the volt thread
Just another two pages should get me ahead
Carto's n me are like chalk n cheese
But its all so easy they keep telling me
So i place aside all my doubts and fears
For those before me have failed miserably
I opened your page and took out my card
I really couldn'nt go past
That good looking blue charge
Ry4 and 555 i really would have liked to try
None in stock , oh what a shock ,
some cappuchino was all i got.
So if you hear what has been said
This new volt pv deserves some street cred

Wow What a good morning to get me outta bed
Now i must go back to finish reading my thread
To go find uncle or sallysu
Maybe it was vapian or steeljan n crew
Who shot dat bolt of volt lightning
And threw me out a few

 

[ChaosAffect]

Don't be a dolt
Buy a volt
It's the answer
to that pesky cancer.

 

[ChaosAffect]

I want to grow old
it struck with a jolt
So lo and behold
I got me a Volt!

 

[kreapster]

#6

My first two e-cigs were not up to par
So I Googled info on the best made so far
Results so confusing, I shook my head
ECF cleared the smoke with it's awesome thread
Reviews that I watched when I first began
Took me to Smokeless Image and the Great Steeljan
So come on everybody lets give her a hand
She's done wonders for Volt, though it wasn't her plan
I knew I could trust her words and advice
So I ordered a VOLT not once but twice
They came in the mail, I gave one a try
Sat back in my chair, watched the vapor fly
My eyeballs like saucers, I could not believe
What this little device had just achieved
A week went by, then two, then three
This little Volt has set me free
Id wake in the morning and be so pleased
Because of the Volt I no longer wheezed
For once in my life, no longer a freak
I'm now smoke free for my ninth straight week
If you are a noobie and just starting out
I recommend Smokeless Image without a doubt

 

[dcot]

Stand tall fellow Voltarians,
let none deter your quest,
reVOLT now … reVOLT often,
simply demand the best.

One VOLT is nice … two much better,
march on ye vapor lovers,
and keep reVOLTing,
till you have all the colors.


The Voltinator

 

[dcot]

Here I sit,
broken hearted,
tried to smoke,
but only started.

Suddenly … ,
a VOLT appears,
to sate my hunger,
and dry my tears.


The Voltinator

 

[Lauralie]

10 Little Volties jumping on the bed
reptilr fell off and bumper their head

Imagine called Smokeless Image
And you know what they said…
Vape away, vape away but quit bouncing on the bed

9 Little Volties jumping on the bed
SteelJan fell off and bumper their head

Imagine called Smokeless Image
And you know what they said…
Vape away, vape away but quit bouncing on the bed

8 Little Volties jumping on the bed
crazybuppie fell off and bumper their head

Imagine called Smokeless Image
And you know what they said…
Vape away, vape away but quit bouncing on the bed

7 Little Volties jumping on the bed
samuraijill fell off and bumper their head

Imagine called Smokeless Image
And you know what they said…
Vape away, vape away but quit bouncing on the bed

6 Little Volties jumping on the bed
purplebug fell off and bumper their head

Imagine called Smokeless Image
And you know what they said…
Vape away, vape away but quit bouncing on the bed

You get the point….no need to take up the whole thread

 

[Uncle]

With a Little Help From My Muse . . .



Write a poem or limerick they said . . .
View attachment 50978 Right off the top of my head . . .


Nearly lost it at first . . .
Then - View attachment 50982 an inspirational burst . . .

Like a bolt from the blueView attachment 50985, came the rhyme . . .


Just in time, with some help from a mime . . .

There is naught like a real smoking jolt . . . View attachment 50984

Unless it is the Smokeless Image – VOLT! View attachment 50986

 

[DM]

I had to bump up this post!,...because I saw nobody here not even a ghost.

I really didn't have anything to post I just wanted to pop IN ,....so common voltans! you have 10 chances to WIN!!!

 

[DM]

Whats that sound, Oh it's nothing,.... cause I'm the only one here right now so I guess I'll say something.

I think this is my fourth or fifth post, I really don't know,... so once again I'll give it a go.

Anyways, today was a bad day and I'm tired and sore,... also I busted my drip tip on my Volt thanks to my car door.

My guy came in today and said he was tired,... Bull Crap!... he was hung over and now he is fired!

After all of that I thank Smokeless Image and god,...If I didn't have a volt I'd be smoking a analog.

 

[Ceegary]

Smoke billows on the desk.
Ahhh, it's vapor.
RY4 pleases the mouth. Round, balanced.
Lungs are full to completion.
Just right.
The Volt.

 

[Iowa Gal]

#1
When it’s time to make a change that will improve your life
Smokeless Image will help you get there with very little strife
Their batteries and cartos are so easy for you to use
A better way to become smoke free no one could every choose

 

[Iowa Gal]

#2
I heard about these e-cigs and went to check it out
I had to give up smoking there wasn’t any doubt
I tried a couple of bad ones that pushed me far away
Then found the KR808 and blessed that special day
A friend sent me a Volt battery and I had to give it a chance
From that point on it seems that I always have a credit card balance...

 

[Wuzznt Me]

A hot day in August the sky so clear
vaping some Joe when a stranger came near

He was lean and raged and as he spoke up
it was plain to see he was down on his luck

He asked for a smoke I had to say no
and explained it was vapor, Desert Joe

His eyes were glued as I puffed away
the look on his face showed his dismay

As he started to turn there wasn't a way
I could not fill his need so I asked him to stay

His face showed confusion as I took out my case
a fresh batt and carto screwed into place

I gave him the Volt and taught him to puff
he kept vaping and trying to get enough

It was time to go and he held it out
I told him to keep it his look showed his doubt

I said if he could to come back the next day
and I'd again help him with life's cruel way

I finished his kit and a bottle of Joe
How blessed my life is he'll never know

A chance at the life that I hold so dear
on a hot August day when the sky was so clear



Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

 

[Iowa Gal]

#3
I would vape my Volt on my boat
I would vape my Volt without a coat
I would vape my Volt in the house
I would vape my Volt then catch a mouse
I would vape my Volt in a chair
I would vape my Volt anywhere
I am a Voltie yes I am
I am a Voltie..Sam I am

 

[Tgirl]

She walks in beauty, like the night
of clouds of vapor and glowing lights
and all that's best of smoking bright
meet in her Volt, and not her lungs

Ok so it's a bit hopeless, but still....

Tgirl

 

[marcellus7]

Plumes of smoke waft in the air, with mirages that beg to differ,
For on the horizon, look ahoy, the vaping maiden's skipper,
The night sky's heart beats of life, from tears of the smoking devote,
The joy of life no longer compromised, cause now they've got a Volt

 

[evilfrog]

Ritual's accoutrements lay in rife piles:
Volts and their daintyless brethren lie in wait
storing their power
Bottles heap in cold monitor light (some lack the decency of a cap!) amid
paperclips twisted to strange and secret purpose

Denying their hold is useless,
but (so much!) better then the cold hand of former, discarded, habit.

 

[thehangdude]

poem number two.

Never have I tried a Volt
Although I've heard them good
The users say they give a jolt
As every e-cig should

 

[beachpuff]

I really want to win this prize
Although I may not be that wise
While I chain vape like a monkey
Hello, I'm a Volt junkie