CONTEST - The VOLT by SmokelessImage.com

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that would be great!! does anyone know if i am allowed to post there in response to your posts?
You know . . . I saw that right after you posted . . . I think there is a slight lag in the "Like" button appearing because I remember it wasn't there. Honestly. :) Of course I like it . . . I found it. :lol:

I'm giving my kit over the weekend to play with, then I was going to post in the review section. If somebody wants to start a thread in there earlier, we could all just post there too. :thumb:
 

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This one is a pretty long image, (You'll have to scroll down to read it) but I laugh until I tears stream down my face every time I read it. It's a Craigslist conversation.

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*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
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14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16.. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


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in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
to realize that their brain is also important.
 

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This is one of my favorites!!!!

!!! Vote For This... Post #10 !!!

(for that matter, post #33, as well)

or

!!! I Will Use My Telekinetic Powers To Short-out everyone's e-cig. batteries !!!


:evil: You have been warned :evil:

- Just for reference purposes -
I was the kid who beat up the kid
who won those popularity contests
in school.


Any "jimmery-pokery" or
the use of the TARDIS to
transverse time and stop me...
!!! Is Right Out !!!


R.I.P. Elisabeth Sladen - That made me very sad :(
 
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The sun was shining brightly
And I could hardly wait
To ponder out my window
And gaze at my estate

The breeze was blowing briskly
It made the flowers sway
The garden was enchanting
On this inspiring day

My eyes fell upon a little bird
With a beautiful yellow bill
I beckoned him to come and light
Upon my window sill

I smiled at him cheerfully
And gave him a crust of bread
Then I quickly closed the window
And smashed his F@*#in head
 

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2nd post --thanks for the contest!

A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

His girlfriend says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I'd want you to relax...Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
 

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for my second post, how about a little real life hilarity illustrating why i smoke analogs and need to win a kit:

text today from my 12 year old son in response to my query re: when he might or might not present himself starving at my door from playing at a friend's house expecting to be immediately fed and whether said appearance may or may not happen before sundown:
"no his dad is coming home soon with works cleaner and we will make works bombs love, me"

wth?what? bombs? the only word of that i understood was bombs? Is this sanctioned activity at aforementioned friend's house? Yay puberty, I need a smoke and Google.
 

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Now this is funny:

Charlie Sheen -- Getting Into the E-Cigarette Biz | TMZ.com

"TMZ has learned Charlie has partnered in a line of electronic cigarettes cleverly titled NicoSheen. Billed as "the winning E-cigarette," the site boasts disposable E-cigs as well as a host of other E-smoking related products.

Charlie is one of several partners in the company. And, as is customary these days with Sheen, one of the other partners is his troubled baseball pal ... Lenny Dykstra.

Who needs to be the highest paid actor on television when you can hock electronic cigarettes on the Internet?"
 
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