Contest time, your chance to win a MrPuffer

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Sgood1971

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Not a slogan, but from the very depths of the creative well that I call sleep deprivation, I bring you a literary masterpiece I call... "What was I thinking?"

Little Milly was feeling silly, smoking on her cig.
Little Billy said hey Milly, my puffers not real big
You can have it, I'll buy another, puff on it awhile.
Now when Milly puffs her puffer, she can't help but smile.
Thank you Billy, you saved poor Milly From choking on the smoke.
Mr. Puffer, nothing tougher, that's the truth no joke.

I will read this in the morning and see if it's even 1/2 as witty as it sounds after 26 hours with no sleep.
 

voltaire

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Vaping is tougher without Mr. Puffer!

Constant refilling not fulfilling? No longer suffer, with a Mr. Puffer!
If constant refilling is unfulfilling, there's no need to suffer, just TRY MR. PUFFER!
Tired of refilling? Mr. Puffer is fulfilling! (or FULLfilling?)

Feel like a duffer? Try a Mr. Puffer!
Don't vape like a duffer. Vape a Mr. Puffer!
Don't be a duffer. Vape a Mr. Puffer!

And for the holidays:
Mr. Puffer, makes a great stocking stuffer!
 
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Dillinger

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Great things come in small, yet "puffy" packages.

Chronic smoker? Pufftronic's far from mediocre.

Chronic smoker? Pufftronic's no joker.

Chronic smoker trying to quit? Pufftronic's no joker, make the switch!

One little pinch. It's a cinch!

MrPuffer -- There's nothing fishy about it.

Much like the gills of a fish, the MrPuffer allows ex-smokers to finally breathe.

Much like the gills of a fish, the MrPuffer is an evolution in personal vaporizers which allows
smokers and non-smokers alike to survive in a proverbial ocean of distress. Vape on. Live healthy.

Pufftronics Creations -- Your one stop shop for puffy goodness.

MrPuffer -- Get your own defense mechanism (Picture of inflated blowfish)
MrPuffer -- Get your own defense mechanism against choking and smoking!

You'll get your fill up to your gills!

Puff 'til you've had enough!

Don't worry, unit is not actually spiky.

MrPuffer -- No blowfish were harmed in the making of these box-mods.

For all your travel friendly vaping needs.

MrPuffer -- He'll leave a smile on your face everytime.

Meet MrPuffer. Your friendly neighborhood vapoholic fish. [product details here]
or
Meet MrPuffer. [product details here]

Vape it. Love it.

MrPuffer -- The PV that keeps on swimming.

Pufftronics Creations -- Convenience at it's finest.

MrPuffer -- So much vapor, you might start to resemble him!

MrPuffer -- If you were this vaperific, your cheeks would puff up too!

Puff on.

You know you're a vapoholic when you look like this: [MrPuffer pic]

Do-Dee-Do-Dee-Do. Puff it. [blowfish pic in cowboy hat with whip] Puff it good.



OK...yea that's way too many. I'm done...for now. :shock:
 
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