*Contest* What would you do for ______?

[chunkmeister]

I'd bring peace and good will to all.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd shear my name on a sheep.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd change my name by deed-poll to "Bo Peep".

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd swap my MPV for a Jeep.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd get a quiet night sleep.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd fly a kite for everyone to see....

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd ask the Queen if she'd like to come to ME for tea.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd become a repalcement Bee Gee.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd get David Hasselhof drunk to watch him eat a Big Mac!!

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd dive to the bottom of the sea.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd shave his eyebrows off...

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd eat a salad.

 

[chunkmeister]

Please discount the last post. No way am I eating Salad.

 

[chunkmeister]

OK, I'll compromise. I'll eat salad.. in a burger.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd support the WWF.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd support the WWE - I forgot it changed.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd eat a piece of lettuce wrapped in 10 pounds of bacon

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd create a distraction from the US government, so that in the middle of asking for Obama for his birth certificate, which was destroyed, he'd be able to relax.

 

[miller552]

I would PIF a 510 kit for an Ego bat.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd PIF my cat if he keeps waking me up this early..