*Contest* What would you do for ______?

[IronHorse]

I would teach dinosaurs how to drive

 

[IronHorse]

I would fart in an elevator and not let anyone off

 

[Gimpy1261]

i would put out the cave mans fire

You would prolly light the cavemans fire.

 

[Reddhott]

id dye kk hair blue

 

[IronHorse]

I would pretend like I didn't speak English and get a job as a customer service rep for Microsoft!

 

[Reddhott]

id walk all the way up the stairs and then slide down them

 

[IronHorse]

I'd apply for a job as a dog walker

 

[Reddhott]

i would hire a dog to do the cats work

 

[IronHorse]

I'd ride the bannister like a witch on a broom

 

[IronHorse]

i'd hire a cat to do my work around the house

 

[Reddhott]

id change my tires

 

[IronHorse]

I'd celebrate Christmas every week

 

[IronHorse]

I'd go swimming in jello

 

[Reddhott]

i would piss off fire ants

 

[IronHorse]

I'd be very close to 5000

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd return.... TADA!

 

[Reddhott]

id go swimming with kk

 

[IronHorse]

I would piss ON fire ants

i would piss off fire ants

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd walk on custard.

 

[Reddhott]

id roll thru the corn fields naked