*Contest* What would you do for ______?

[chunkmeister]

I'd build a giant Marshmallow man. (like in ghostbusters.... but real)

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd make an e-liquid that tasted of... you know.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd declare myself King of Narnia!!!

 

[IronHorse]

I'd try to keep up with you guys!!!

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd become the new President of the Internet.... (and kick out Leo Laporte)

Well... I'd make him my vice-pres.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd make the worlds biggest peanutbutter and banana sandwich!

 

[chunkmeister]

I would not worry....



.... be happy...

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd cuddle a kitten.

 

[IronHorse]

I'd go to the kitchen and look for something to eat!

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd tickle a tarantula.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd play golf with a gecko.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd play poker with a penguin.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd play Snakes n Ladders with....

real snakes and ladders!

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd go to the doctor, to see if I'm really mad.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd rewrite " I don't like Mondays" to include every other weekday , except Friday.

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd go Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

 

[IronHorse]

I'd make some rice...and pretend that it was steak

 

[chunkmeister]

I'd become a pinball wizard... (there has to be a twist)

 

[IronHorse]

I'd rip all the wires out of the neighbor's stereo system...and their car!

 

[IronHorse]

I'd play pool...in a pool