CONTEST! Win a beautiful Sagewood Glass drip tip!

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Thanks for the contest! Awesome glass tip

 

[Metadeath]

"A Man walks into a bar...ouch"

 

[vaprrbreak]

roses are red violets are blue no loves me like my momma do

 

[Tish Talons]

Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

I found this with an internet search, but I thought it was really cute. It reminds me of my daughter. She drives me crazy asking for water after lights out. Thanks for the contest!

 

[Huffelpuff]

 

[mogium]

Yo momma so dumb I told her it was chilly out side and she went and got a bowl

 

[Dusther]

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

 

[Metadeath]

IDK know if this counts but, made by me

 

[dolphins35]

DNC:
Good luck everyone!!
I thought this ended yesterday

 

[spacekitty]

DNC:
Good luck everyone!!
I thought this ended yesterday

You are absolutely right!!


At least that is what it said in the OP...

- The contest will end on Saturday, May 4 at 11:59pm PST, and the winning post number will be picked using random.org

 

[misterkai]

Yes, the contest ended last night... It's been a crazy weekend, so the winner will be announced ASAP. Thanks for your patience!

 

[Logjam]

Beautiful drip tip!

 

[Logjam]

Your mother is so stingy that that in her vomits she serves teeth to keep(guard) big end
Your mere is so big that when she(it) clout whale put themselves in circle in the entour and sing " we family are "
Your mother is so stupid that when she takes her shower, she takes her parapluit!!!
Your mother is so stupid that when we gave him(her) a form there or he wrote there " not to answer the question " she put OK!
Your mother is so poor that when we break a cobweb she says: but which(who) opened curtains.
Your mother she(it) stinks so much that your father préfére to sleep in crappers.
Your mother is so dry that even crab louses are obliged to have a walk with a gourd(clot).

Um, huh????????????

 

[KraKsX]

Son: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

 

[spacekitty]

 

[mogium]

Wonder who won

 

[Elantis]

Wonder who won

Maybe no one?!?!?!?

 

[misterkai]

So sorry for the delay, and thank you all for your patience!

The lucky winner of the Sagewood Glass drip tip, with post #5, is:

spacekitty!!!


Congratulations spacekitty, and thanks to all who participated in this contest! Your contributions are appreciated!

Remember to visit our website at sagewoodglass.com where you can view and purchase our other fine hand blown glass PV accessories! Thanks so much!

 

[Prism]

Congratulations Spacekitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elantis]

Congrats spacekitty!!!!!!

And thank you MisterKai for the contest and the generous prize!