In the process of getting some AVE to an international location (using a US mail forwarding service) It's a bit of a hassle at times because the postage amount to where I live can be $13-$70 dollars depending mainly on the size of the box.
I can get the mail forwarding company to 'consolidate' my package into a smaller one, but there's all sorts of extra fees for any additional work they might have to do...
Long post, I'll get to the point
I need someone to measure the dimensions of a 30ml Alien Visions juice bottle!....as accurate as possible (doesn't have to be extreme accurate).
Would be SUPER appreciated as it'll let me figure out what's the best box I can get for the job.
----warning you don't need to read past this message if you don't want to-----
Unfortunately I can only offer you my unconditional love for this task...also - if sometime/someplace we find ourselves in a life or death situation, I will be the one to give my life for yours. (eg: perhaps we are in same airplane and it crash, starvation starts to occur as we survivors wait for rescue...just as you start getting extreme hungry I will go somewhere alone, dig a fire pit, collect some fallen tree limbs and proceed to get a good fire going. When the fire is down to the hot coals, I will walk back to where you are sitting...perhaps give you a note saying 'come along this path in exactly 40 minutes, TRUST ME' Then I walk back to fire immediately where I proceed to cover my back with a fireproof safety blanket, after it's snuggly attached I settle myself down on top of the hot coals, being sure the safety blanket is providing a good seal. After sometime I pass out from the smoke and immense pain.
45 minutes after giving you the note, you apprehensively make your way towards the path and down the lane to where the firepit sits. You quickly realize what's occurred but it doesn't bother you at all (you just went through plane crash afterall and are superhungry) You sit down and feast on my succulent flesh, it's so tender and life giving that at this point you are at your happiest moment in entire life. Then 3 hours later while you are sleeping off your hearty meal you hear something in distance? Could it be helicopter! Yes! It is! You get in helicopter and go back to your family and friends and continue your life as a plane crash survivor and make 1 million dollars.
Another example : If an assassin ever was aiming a gun about to shoot you, and I happened to be nearby. I'd dive straight on the bullet, and be quite happy.
I'm really looking forward to vaping some alien visions e-juice, make my dream come true!
I can get the mail forwarding company to 'consolidate' my package into a smaller one, but there's all sorts of extra fees for any additional work they might have to do...
Long post, I'll get to the point
I need someone to measure the dimensions of a 30ml Alien Visions juice bottle!....as accurate as possible (doesn't have to be extreme accurate).
Would be SUPER appreciated as it'll let me figure out what's the best box I can get for the job.
----warning you don't need to read past this message if you don't want to-----
Unfortunately I can only offer you my unconditional love for this task...also - if sometime/someplace we find ourselves in a life or death situation, I will be the one to give my life for yours. (eg: perhaps we are in same airplane and it crash, starvation starts to occur as we survivors wait for rescue...just as you start getting extreme hungry I will go somewhere alone, dig a fire pit, collect some fallen tree limbs and proceed to get a good fire going. When the fire is down to the hot coals, I will walk back to where you are sitting...perhaps give you a note saying 'come along this path in exactly 40 minutes, TRUST ME
' Then I walk back to fire immediately where I proceed to cover my back with a fireproof safety blanket, after it's snuggly attached I settle myself down on top of the hot coals, being sure the safety blanket is providing a good seal. After sometime I pass out from the smoke and immense pain. 45 minutes after giving you the note, you apprehensively make your way towards the path and down the lane to where the firepit sits. You quickly realize what's occurred but it doesn't bother you at all (you just went through plane crash afterall and are superhungry) You sit down and feast on my succulent flesh, it's so tender and life giving that at this point you are at your happiest moment in entire life. Then 3 hours later while you are sleeping off your hearty meal you hear something in distance? Could it be helicopter! Yes! It is! You get in helicopter and go back to your family and friends and continue your life as a plane crash survivor and make 1 million dollars.
Another example : If an assassin ever was aiming a gun about to shoot you, and I happened to be nearby. I'd dive straight on the bullet, and be quite happy.
I'm really looking forward to vaping some alien visions e-juice, make my dream come true!
You are a gentleman and an asset to humankind. Be sure to spread your genes far and wide. 
