Not just survival... Zombie Survival!!!

[whynotvap]

Told ya he was behind the couch...

 

[Drozd]

sooooo...enough people have annoyed me enough this week that I'm working on getting the guard bear thing worked out....granted they won't be polar bears (endangered species and all that).....but I did track down an exotic species animal auction that does have other flavors of bears....

 

[Aras]

I found him!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!! Good stuff.

 

[Drozd]

LOL....
behold.... the candwich.... sandwich in a soda can sized package..no refrigeration needed...long shelf life

http://02e2291.netsolhost.com/index.html

 

[CES]

the FDA needs to ban those!!! too much like zombie food.

 

[Drozd]

the FDA needs to ban those!!! too much like zombie food.

lol...I must admit that I'm morbidly curious...

wonder if you could shoot them out of one of those air powered t-shirt launchers...

 

[CES]

OMG! I bet you could!



i hope they're not that much heavier.

 

[whynotvap]

sooooo...enough people have annoyed me enough this week that I'm working on getting the guard bear thing worked out....granted they won't be polar bears (endangered species and all that).....but I did track down an exotic species animal auction that does have other flavors of bears....

Just be careful of the one in SE Missouri, they tend to get raided and their records scrutinized every time there's an animal attack. Legal or not, they sometimes get 'excessive' interest laid onto their patrons. I say you train up an army of attack geese with squirrel officers!

 

[lorikay13]

Squirrels!!!! Hell yes!!!! Now your talkin' my languege!

you got me so excited I cant even spell!

 

[CES]

what happened to that poor machine-gunning squirrel's tail? did the zombies get it? no wonder he's .......

 

[lorikay13]

hehe....it's a ground squirrel!

UOTD.....tail....optional.

 

[CES]

oh. ok. it'd just get in the way anyway....who needs tail fur caught in the ammo belt. but the zombies eating it made a better story.

 

[lorikay13]

maybe he just has it tucked in? or taped up?

 

[chrisl317]

You like squirrels? Me and the wife have been feeding our backyard fuzzies for about 15 years. At one time we had about 2 dozen. We've got black ones, gray ones and brown ones. They're just like tree climbing puppy dogs. When I go outside and whistle it looks just like a puppy-chow commercial, squirrles come running down the block to the backyard. That reminds me, I have to go to the produce store and pick up a bag of peanuts!

 

[CES]

Please make sure they aren't armed- I'm not sure who's side they'd be on in the coming apocalypse!

 

[Drozd]

lol...there are some people that build obstacle corses for squirrels just to see how fast they can figure them out...

and then there's this guy: Make: Online : Using squirrels as a power source (video) squirrels as a power source huh?

 

[CES]

wow. squirrels meet rube goldberg device. Ok, so it might be worth keeping the squirrels around in case of power failures...

 

[lorikay13]

squirrels rule!!!

thats all....




RFLMAO!!!!!!!! hurl-a-squirrel!!!!!! bwha-haha!!!

oh hells yes! two squirrels = a partical collider!!! LOL!!!!



Holy Jesus Zombie Christ.....Batman.....check this out!!!

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/08/giant_skull_collage_made_from_zombi.html
Giant skull collage, made from "Zombie" brain slices

 

[CES]

Zombie MREs !!!!

 

[chrisl317]

YouTube - The Candy Bar Caper