~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

[Aflatoxin]

#2

The Quick and the Dead (1995)

Kid: "The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet."

Kid (Leonardo DiCaprio) was whippin guns around and playing with their actions just like some trick shooter! It was pretty cool.

 

[Train2]

#1
6/28
from The Blues Brothers, 1980

Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.

I need some funny, too. Plus, I think I may work the rest of the day wearing some dark shades.

 

[somejerk]

1
"Toto,i've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
from the wizard of oz.
I think everyone has this one stuck in their brain.

 

[Train2]

#2
6/28
The Blues Brothers, 1980

Because of a work deadline: I'm going to have no excuse if something's not finished within the next couple hours, but it's out of my hands...

Jake: Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

 

[vvaappeerr]

6/28
#1

Taken
"Listen to me carefully, you are going to be taken,....."

 

[Train2]

#3,
6/28
Time Bandits, 1981

Wally: "...that is not meant to be eaten!"
Vermin: "You never know until you've eaten it!"

- cause I'm vaping a flavor I cannot identify by either name or taste!

 

[Erised]

#3 6/28


Earth Girls Are Easy
Candy: I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.



And while I'm thinking about goof movies today this one has to be top of my list!

 

[vvaappeerr]

6/28
#2
"I'll be back!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Terminator

It's a classic that you can even use in everyday life.

 

[Aflatoxin]

#3


Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.

Lo Pan: Indeed!

Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?


So many good zingers in this movie. One of my top 50 favorite movies!

 

[Schnarph]

3. 6/28 - "Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said so much." - Perry (Val Kilmer) - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

This disclaimer should be in many modern comedies that I enjoy, whether it's at the end like in this movie or at the beginning.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

6/28 #3
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.



Young Frankenstein another great Mel Brooks film

 

[Racehorse]

6/29 #1
From A Beautiful Mind:
Nash: Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

Neighbor brought me some great Namaste Apple Muffin Mix today, she's smart, but also kind.

 

[ddavis6209]

#1
"You know what I like about high school women? I keep getting older and they stay the same age."-Matthew McConaughey Dazed and confused.

i was having a drink with a few women tonight and they were talking about Matthew McConaughey and asked what my favorite movie of his was. And I said Dazed and Confused. They both said Magic Mike...

 

[swissfactor]

June 29 #1


Surely you cant be serious..
I am serious, and dont call me shirley..
-airplane-

No clue why i thought of it...just popped into my head

 

[Chimps McGhee]

#1 - 6/29

“Why so serious?” — The Dark Knight


I loved this trilogy, and really enjoyed Heath Ledger in this role!!

 

[Racehorse]

6/29 #2
From Boston Legal:
""Denny Crane: Did something happen? Was I in the room when it happened?"


I was supposed to go somewhere today and completely forgot! Didn't realize I had missed an appointment til I got home.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

6/29 #1
Merry Men: [singing] We're men / We're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / We're men / Manly men! / We're men in tights / Yes! / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like pansies / But don't get us wrong / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / *Tight tights* / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / When you're in a fix / Just call for the men in tights / We're butch!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights another great Mel Brooks film

 

[Schnarph]

1. 6/29 - "There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up." - Richard Hoover (Greg Kinnear) - Little Miss Sunshine

Don't give up folks! Good luck to you all, there's only 3 days left.

 

[Schnarph]

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[Heden Aklowd]

6/29 #2
Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.

Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights another great Mel Brooks film