~~ CRAVE GOURMET eJUICE~~ E-VIC + EJUICE GIVEAWAY~~ JUNE EDITION ~~

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Heden Aklowd

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King Richard: [taking Prince John's crown] You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.

Prince John: Oh please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.

Crowd: [coughs] Bull....! Bull....!

King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!

[to the crowd]

King Richard: From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... johns!

Crowd: [cheers]

Prince John: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

King Richard: Take him away! Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights another great Mel Brooks film
 

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Another one from Th Blues Brothers, 1980

Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!



Just because it cracks me up. Actually reminds me of a high school friend who used to terrorize people like this...
 

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As the contest is quickly coming to an end, please make sure to re-read the original post to make sure that you have fulfilled all of the contest requirements in order to have valid entries! We wouldn't want you to have invested so much time only to have missed something :).

On another more exciting note, make sure to have a safe and fun Canada Day Weekend!~

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Not an entry!
Yep, I've even looked through your site a couple times :) - and hey, could you perhaps add for me some clarity regarding the differences between your Chef's, Premium, and Smooth tobacco flavors? Or point me to reviews/descriptions?
(I'm sure they'll all be FABULOUS vaped on a brandie-new EVIC :D :laugh: :D)

As the contest is quickly coming to an end, please make sure to re-read the original post to make sure that you have fulfilled all of the contest requirements in order to have valid entries! We wouldn't want you to have invested so much time only to have missed something :).

On another more exciting note, make sure to have a safe and fun Canada Day Weekend!~

Cheers,
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Not an entry!
Yep, I've even looked through your site a couple times :) - and hey, could you perhaps add for me some clarity regarding the differences between your Chef's, Premium, and Smooth tobacco flavors? Or point me to reviews/descriptions?
(I'm sure they'll all be FABULOUS vaped on a brandie-new EVIC :D :laugh: :D)

I'd like to ask about shipping. Does anyone know how much 1 or 2 bottles would cost shipped to the Midwestern US? Great contest BTW! Thank you! :D
 

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Fawlty Towers:
Sybil: I'm actually about to undergo an operation, Basil.
Basil: Oh yes, how is the old toe-nail? Still growing in, hmmmm? Still burrowing its way down into the bone? Still macheting its way through the nerve, eh? Nasty old nail.
Sybil: It's still hurting, if that's what you mean, Basil.

Was listening to a friend argue with her hubby today, made me think of sybil and basil LOL
Basil: Well, it'll be out in the morning, poor little devil. I wonder if they'd mount it for me, just for old time's sake?
 

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Bronson (2008)

Charles Bronson: [Real Life Charles Bronson Quote] How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I 'ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that's my morning... 'cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking pedophile or a child killer. I don't deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it's a concrete bed, my toilet hasn't even got a seat on it or a lid, and I 'ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it's looking it's year after year after year. Now is that's right then so be, but let somebody else 'ave a ....ing go at it, 'cause I've had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it's time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I'm living. But I'm not living, I'm existing.

The actor who played Bronson 'Tom Hardy' could have won an Oscar. He completely transformed himself for the roll. I think about that movie every now and again, not because it's one of my favorites, ...maybe because it's a unique dark-comedy based on a real persons prison memoirs.
 
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Brother Bear

Rutt: I can't believe you totaled a mammoth.

Tuke: Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.

Rutt: I cannot accept what you have to say.

Tuke: Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!




Thinking of this one because it reminds me of my ex co-worker that hit the side of a bus, in the parking lot of work. Yeah, the SIDE of the bus -- how does one miss seeing the entire length of a bus???:laugh:
 
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