Had my first vaping dream last night. I'm at this party, bored, wandering from room to room until I come to a small room in the back of the house with a couple sitting on the floor, surrounded by all kinds of vaping paraphernalia. I say, "Hey, ya'll are into vaping!" and they're going "Yeah, come on in! Join us!" So I sit on the floor with them and ask them what's the latest and greatest vaping goody they have. The girl brings out this suitcase, opens it, and pulls out this conglomeration that's like a cross between one of those gigantic water pistols and some weird colorful gadget you might see in a Dr. Seuss cartoon.
The girl says "This is a ---- (forget what she called it)! And you don't vape it, it vapes you!" She pulls the trigger, it starts flashing lights and making noises and then this ginormous stream of vapor comes shooting out, engulfing us and the entire room in vapor. So we're sitting there in this fog of vapor, breathing it in and out, laughing and shouting at each other "You don't vape it, it vapes you!"
Don't remember anything after that, but I thought it was pretty funny.
The girl says "This is a ---- (forget what she called it)! And you don't vape it, it vapes you!" She pulls the trigger, it starts flashing lights and making noises and then this ginormous stream of vapor comes shooting out, engulfing us and the entire room in vapor. So we're sitting there in this fog of vapor, breathing it in and out, laughing and shouting at each other "You don't vape it, it vapes you!"
Don't remember anything after that, but I thought it was pretty funny.
I won't tell! 
