TT is used to getting the holy holy &#^% beat out of him. You wouldn't believe how many times he ends of laying outside staring at the stars after he makes his wife mad!
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TT is used to getting the holy holy &#^% beat out of him. You wouldn't believe how many times he ends of laying outside staring at the stars after he makes his wife mad!
Hey T, glad to see ya done good while I was gone!!! I was a little worried leavin ya here by yourself, but I see you have learned that Ms. Kristen can wallop the fire outta of ya, when ya go pokin at her!! 
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Wow, a guy sure has to be careful with that pokin business! Vaporgalinfla is right, I have spent many hours laying out in the ... I call it a front yard but its really more like the front pasture ... anyhow, I'd poke a little fun at old wifey and she would slug me one up the side of the head and I'd go flying right through the house, out the front door and end up laying out there in the yard.
One time I layed out there so long I got a real bad sunburn and I've come to with all kinds of things laying on me like dogs, cats, chickens, grandkids ... all kinds of varmits. The good part is that I've learned all the constellations and can tell you more about the trajectory of the Space Station than you probably want to know.
Hey, I sure am exited about the Grand Opening of the FSUSA Store and the live feed from there and all the events. Sure wish I could be there but at least we'll all be able to see whats going on. And I got me a raffle ticket coming! That's going to be a big day at my place, I'll tell you that!
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One time I layed out there so long I got a real bad sunburn and I've come to with all kinds of things laying on me like dogs, cats, chickens, grandkids ... all kinds of varmits. The good part is that I've learned all the constellations and can tell you more about the trajectory of the Space Station than you probably want to know.
Hey, I sure am exited about the Grand Opening of the FSUSA Store and the live feed from there and all the events. Sure wish I could be there but at least we'll all be able to see whats going on. And I got me a raffle ticket coming! That's going to be a big day at my place, I'll tell you that!
TT
I couldn't tell you that....I haven't tried hopscotch since my first fsusa order...I wasn't a fan....but them gummy bears....man they are good... 
That can't be a labor day sale....it must be Maureen's spectacular birthday sale (the 4th)
ok, good thing i ordered some gummi's
I couldn't tell you that....I haven't tried hopscotch since my first fsusa order...I wasn't a fan....but them gummy bears....man they are good...
i believe tt has a real nice pair of slippers you could talk him out of.
look at his avitar for a visual of them.
look at his avitar for a visual of them.
poking may not work......but sending shoes just might
I think Kristin would be better off going after TT with the stilettos over the slippers....well...I'd take the slippers.....same dif...
i believe tt has a real nice pair of slippers you could talk him out of.
look at his avitar for a visual of them.
poking may not work......but sending shoes just might
This is another one of my speechless moments! They don't happen often, but this one got me!
And you know I lub, lub lub my Kristen!
TT
No worries TT....Kristen wouldn't need the shoes...your wife would...'cause I'm sure the ones she wore to kick your ... all the way to Arizona would need to be replaced at that point....
No worries TT....Kristen wouldn't need the shoes...your wife would...'cause I'm sure the ones she wore to kick your ... all the way to Arizona would need to be replaced at that point....
Norry, why are you "Liking" Maureens post? I couldn't believe that. Ooohh, my delicate feelings ....
Maureen, husbands (as you may know) are never a wifes favorite person. Men don't ever have enough enemies so we get married to ensure a plentiful supply and to have somebody to eat that danged white meat on the chicken. I'm still not sure if my wife thought she was signing a marriage license or a hunting license.
But I know there are plenty of days she would like to see me hiking along the Interstate with a bedroll on my shoulder. Us poor old husbands just don't have a chance. Our socks never end up in the right place, our jokes aren't funny, we get things on our shirt, we stay up too late, we get up too early, we get accused of embarrassing our wives, we don't like our wives family good enough, our wives family doesn't like us, I mean it just goes on and on.
Ask any husband.
TT
I didn't have to ask....I'm divorced TT
Yes...I like white meat (but prefer wings over breasts)
No....I'm not a hunter...well wasn't when I was married
My socks always get eaten by the drier...and no one else lives with me...
The family thing...actually...they liked my ex...but he thought I spent too much time with them and chose them over him.....his loss. I guess you should watch what you say TT...if you say something enough it could happen eventually....
Yes...I like white meat (but prefer wings over breasts)
No....I'm not a hunter...well wasn't when I was married
My socks always get eaten by the drier...and no one else lives with me...
The family thing...actually...they liked my ex...but he thought I spent too much time with them and chose them over him.....his loss. I guess you should watch what you say TT...if you say something enough it could happen eventually....
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Hmm. I think TT and my husband would get along very well. They suffer from the same delusions... lol
Delusions??? Delusions??? Yes, I think your hubby and I would get along very well Elphaba. Delusions???
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