"Dad Jokes"

[UncLeJunkLe]

Apple was considering venturing into manufacturing cars.

But after years of analysis and research, they concluded that cars need windows.

 

[DavidOck]

 

[somdcomputerguy]

Apple was considering venturing into manufacturing cars.

But after years of analysis and research, they concluded that cars need windows.

Turns out that most of the cars would run real slow after a while and it was found that closing all the windows and restarting the car sometimes helped..

 

[somdcomputerguy]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

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[DavidOck]

Hey, I resemble that remark!

And think it's funny

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DavidOck]

Electrician's do the best work in the dark.

Without shorts.

 

[Real-ist]

I know an electrician who has a tattoo on his chest, in very large, clearly legible ink.

DNR

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[MLEJ]

Why did the puppy cross the road twice?



It was fetching a boomerang.

 

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