Well, electricians do their best work in the dark.
Without shorts.
Without shorts.
An old electrician said to his younger co-worker - "There are bold electricians, and there are old electricians, but there are no old, bold electricians.."
And on another note may I remind everyone not to trust atoms. They make everything up.
And on another note may I remind everyone not to trust atoms. They make everything up.
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I was abducted by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
They did unspeakable things to me.
Dad at lunch.
Dad: ‘Do you have anything cheap cuz I’m not that hungry.’
Waiter: ‘Well, maybe the chicken strips for $6.’
Dad: ‘Well, maybe it does, but that doesn’t help my hunger.’”
Dad: ‘Do you have anything cheap cuz I’m not that hungry.’
Waiter: ‘Well, maybe the chicken strips for $6.’
Dad: ‘Well, maybe it does, but that doesn’t help my hunger.’”
Q. If a vaper has been robbed, which detectives are assigned to the case.
A. Sherlock Ohms and Doctor Wattson.
Dad: ‘What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?’
Me: ‘Aaaarrr!’
Dad: ‘No! Tis the C they love!’”
Me: ‘Aaaarrr!’
Dad: ‘No! Tis the C they love!’”
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts!
I've found it useful to have my guitar in the car with me, it sure is handy in traffic jams..
