Daily Comments

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No words needed.

 

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Cannibalism: The only way to truly know if you have good taste in friends........

 

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Don't expect much for Christmas.
Santa's sleigh was repossessed, the North Pole is in foreclosure, and the elves have been laid off.

 

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Just to let you know: I don't consider myself 60 something.
I like to think I'm $59.99 plus shipping and handling!

 

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How many of you have realized that you don't mind "going" to work, its the 8 hours of crap they expect you to do while you're there.............just saying.

Enjoy your weekend and night all.

 

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If you jog in a Jogging suit & play tennis in Tennis shoes, then what do you do in a Windbreaker?

 

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Houston we have a request for drift off.
Copy that.
Bed ready…..check
Pillows….check
Blankets….check
Lights out….check
Saying Good Night….
We are a go for sleep….

 

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Energizer Bunny arrested....charged with battery....

 

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For Christmas, buy your kids Easter eggs and tell them they overslept..........

 

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Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why did you have to fall on me? You broke my leg, you squashed the dog, you electrocuted Santa Clause. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why did you have to fall on me?

 

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Who else thinks Lady Gaga is really Marilyn Mansion after 10 years of hormone therapy?

 

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Be mindful of the toes you step on today, for they may be attached to the .... you have to kiss tomorrow......................

 

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Anyone that thinks they are too small to be effective, has never been in the dark with a mosquito..........

 

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I remind you that two wrongs don't make a right.
But three rights make a left and two Wrights made an airplane!!!

 

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Merry Christmas everyone. Enjoy your friends...enjoy your family and may love surround you all this season...that is the whole reason HE was born...LOVE!

 

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Darn it, my Christmas tree lights have stopped working......no they haven't......yes they have......no they haven't.......

 

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Perfect? Not even close.
Forgiven? Most definitely.
Thankful? Absolutely.

 

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Have you ever wondered if Lincoln played "Me or tails" with a penny?

On that thought, night all.

 

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When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cowpie, that's a Monday...........

 

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I'm so happy to be alive....but then again, I was happy when I found matching socks this morning too.....