Daily Comments

[jj2]

Hi Fudgey and your welcome.

 

[jj2]

Men are like fine wines. They start out as grapes & its our job to "stomp" on them and keep them in the dark til they mature into something you can have dinner with.

 

[jj2]

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter or lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.~Abraham Lincoln

 

[jj2]

I love the quiet in the morning.
So peaceful!
So relaxing!
Well crap, the dog finally sniffed & found me in my hiddy hole!

 

[jj2]

Many folks seem obsessed with vampires these days.
I say, who needs a vampire when you have a mortgage and a job to suck the lifeblood out of you.

 

[jj2]

You ever wonder why husbands are called "the other half"?
If half of me was off somewhere, and the other half was home, I'd have dinner done and the laundry put away before the rest of me got home!!!

 

[jj2]

I hate it when I get woke up by someone's loud snoring.....only to discover it was my own..........

 

[jj2]

Dashing through the snow-slip-Oh No!-thud-Ouch!!!
Hopping through the snow........

 

[jj2]

Dear MC Donald's,thank you for not serving hot dogs.
I don't think I could order a MC Wiener with a straight face.

 

[jj2]

I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think!

 

[jj2]

It would be great if someone could tell me which side of the bed is the 'Right side' because apparently I didn't find it when I woke up.....

 

[jj2]

The OIL is in Texas.........the DIPSTICKS are in Washington.....

 

[jj2]

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called golf........

 

[jj2]

If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

 

[jj2]

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody over 30 can fit into her stuff!!!

 

[jj2]

"Rich fatty foods are like destiny: they too shape our ends."

 

[jj2]

So I was thinking, would the chemical composition for Holy Water be H20OMG?

 

[jj2]

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

 

[Fudgey]

Thank you for the daily comments. It's a great start to the day

 

[jj2]

Thanks Fudge.
Some I kind of high handled.

I now carry this note pad with me and jot them down when I think of something or someone says something 'enlightening'---my friends and family think I'm nuts. LOL