Lessons from the Wizard of Oz: Get rid of one witch and there is another to deal with, one man cannot solve your problems, and shoes will make a chick do crazy stuff....
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Just read TOP 100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE, and was surprised to find that YELL FOR HELP was not one of them.
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door.
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Heard on the news they were having a crib recall.
Does that mean they are foreclosing on houses in the hood???
Does that mean they are foreclosing on houses in the hood???
"Money is the great power today. Men sell their souls for it. Women sell their bodies for it. Others worship it. The money power has grown so great that the issue of all issues is whether the corporation shall rule this country or the country shall again rule the corporations." -- Joseph Pulitzer, December 1878, St. Louis Dispatch
2010---Same ole, same ole.
2010---Same ole, same ole.
Try something different today: be thankful for the things you DON'T have....like a head wound or constipation.....
When you feel like crap have you ever wondered what the rules are on eBay about selling your body so that you can purchase a new one!
Going shopping with your husband is like going hunting with the game warden........
This year I will....no, I tried that last year...Ok...I got it...No, I tried that already too!!!
Guess I will just play it by ear this year!!!
Guess I will just play it by ear this year!!!
The truth about forever is that it's happening right now. . and now. . and now.
If your forever ended tomorrow, would you have spent it the way you wanted to?
If your forever ended tomorrow, would you have spent it the way you wanted to?
Most disturbing nursery rhyme-Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub...........need I say more?
HELP! HELP! I CAN'T SEE!!!
Oh wait, I just had my ski mask on backwards......my bad.
Oh wait, I just had my ski mask on backwards......my bad.
If perfection existed, everyone would talk in complete thoughts and with real emotions, Starbucks would deliver, and Web Cam would work in Heaven.
.....and in the stock market today, helium was up, feathers were down, and paper was stationary.......
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound.
That's why so many people appear bright.....until they speak.
That's why so many people appear bright.....until they speak.
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