It's a dog eat dog world out there......and darn it, sometimes you just gotta bite!!!
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Who besides me thinks that Midol should come in a combo pack with a voodoo doll and a Whitman Sampler?
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I think the reason they call them "Relaxed Fit Jeans" is because ".... The Size Of Texas" wouldn't sell very well.
At the end of the day, there are two who care whether you have a good heart or not: You Cardiologist and God.
Happy Veterans Day to all those who have served and all of those still serving today. May we never take for granted the sacrifices they and their families have made so that we can remain free!!
We women know what we want! We want you to drag us to the bedroom, throw us on the bed, and for you to do the dirty..............
dishes while we nap!!
dishes while we nap!!
Just used hubby's toothbrush to clean the toilet stool and then put it back into the holder.
That's what happens when you eat the last Pop Tart in the house!!!!!!!!
That's what happens when you eat the last Pop Tart in the house!!!!!!!!
Who decided on the word 'Jet Ski'? Why not Boatercycle?
Yes winter is upon us so I'm thinking summer things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes winter is upon us so I'm thinking summer things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for. ~Bob Marley~
When you have come to the edge of all light that you know and are about to drop off into the darkness of the unknown, Faith is knowing one of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on, or you will be taught to fly.
A wise physician said, "The best medicine for humans is love." Someone asked "What if it doesn't work?" He smiled and answered, "Increase the dose."
Through humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.......and once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Don't forget to laugh.
A parent's job is to teach their children to not need them anymore.
The hardest part of this job, however, is accepting success......
The hardest part of this job, however, is accepting success......
If you want to accomplish something, you will find a way; if you don't, you will find an excuse.
Alzheimer's March: "What do we want?" "We don't know!" "When do we want it?" "Want what?"
I don't jog for the same reason you don't see dump trucks running in the Indy 500. I know my limits.
We may be "one nation under God", but if we were "one nation FOR God" we would begin to see positive changes.....
Irreconcilable Differences: When she is melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
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