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Well welcome back!!

 

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Reminding you that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane!

 

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You know you've "made it big" when they make Cha Cha Cha Chia pets in your likeness.
Welcome to the "big times" Duck Dynasty!!!

 

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Calm the heck down Swiffer commercials........you are a wet paper towel on a stick.....

 

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What does s Redneck call a deer with no eyes?

No eyedeer............

 

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it."

 

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It's very hard to trust humans.... Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.

 

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There are times when I think of the feelings and beliefs of others and say "Happy Holidays" so please think of mine when I say "Merry Christmas."

 

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If one isn't kind enough to listen with respect to another person's views/beliefs then don't be surprised when no-one wants to hear you when you want to voice your views or beliefs.

 

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I'm writing Santa to remind him he still owes me a "Baby Thumbelina Doll" and 7 minutes in Heaven with Sam Elliott.......

 

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I can't afford "The Elf On A Shelf" so instead I brought in the house one of my garden statues. We call him "The Gnome That Roams In Our Home."

 

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The best present was found in a manger, wrapped in swaddling clothes & topped with a bright shiny star.
Thank you God for giving us the perfect gift - Jesus!

 

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Our Heavenly Father, we thank you for the great food we had yesterday and humbly request that you perform a miracle and remove all the calories that we consumed.

 

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How many boxes of Thin Mints do you have to eat before you start seeing results???

 

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.......does a doughnut a day keep the cops away??

 

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My goal this week-end is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if in dead.

 

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Diamonds are a girls best friend.
They last forever.
Dogs are mans best friend.
They age faster than humans and lick their own butts.
Any questions?

 

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My resolution is to stop poisoning my family with my cooking. Now just to convince hubby.



My real one resolution was to forgive one person for something. I have done this.