My bestie's boyfriend is a lot like Christian Grey, in that he's rich, kinky, and doesn't exist.
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Rule For Good Housekeeping:
It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Rule For Good Housekeeping:
2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough to be happy.
2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough to be happy.
What did the mom turkey say to her naughty son? "If your Father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
I hope everyone is stuffed!!!!!!!!!!
I hope everyone is stuffed!!!!!!!!!!
Rule For Good Housekeeping:
4. Do no engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
4. Do no engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
Rule For Good Housekeeping:
4. Do no engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
4. Do no engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
Rule For Good Housekeeping:
5. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and 6 months later you have to start all over.
5. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and 6 months later you have to start all over.
Rule For Good Housekeeping:
6. If men were meant to hang their clothes up, the doorknobs would be bigger.
7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than your refrigerator.
9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.
6. If men were meant to hang their clothes up, the doorknobs would be bigger.
7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than your refrigerator.
9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Everyday I love you more and more.
Well, not everyday.......
Yesterday you were pretty annoying.......
Well, not everyday.......
Yesterday you were pretty annoying.......
Just because you get "the monkey off your back", does not mean the circus has left town......
Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a bunch of men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way!!
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Dear Lord, every single evening as I'm lying here in bed, this tiny little prayer keeps running through my head: God bless all my family, wherever they may be. Keep them warm and safe from harm for they mean so much to me.
And God, there is one more thing I wish that you could do. I hope you don't mind me asking, please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual to bless a motherboard, but listen just a second while I explain it to you.
Lord, you see that little metal box holds more than odds and ends; inside those small compartments rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them by the kindness that they give, and the little scraps of metal takes me into where they live.
By faith is how I know them, much the same as you. We share in what life brings us and from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute from your duties up above, to bless those in my address book that's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach to each and every friend. Bless each e-mail inbox and each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list on your own great CD-ROM. Bless everyone who says this prayer sent up to God.com.
Amen.
Dear Lord, every single evening as I'm lying here in bed, this tiny little prayer keeps running through my head: God bless all my family, wherever they may be. Keep them warm and safe from harm for they mean so much to me.
And God, there is one more thing I wish that you could do. I hope you don't mind me asking, please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual to bless a motherboard, but listen just a second while I explain it to you.
Lord, you see that little metal box holds more than odds and ends; inside those small compartments rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them by the kindness that they give, and the little scraps of metal takes me into where they live.
By faith is how I know them, much the same as you. We share in what life brings us and from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute from your duties up above, to bless those in my address book that's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach to each and every friend. Bless each e-mail inbox and each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list on your own great CD-ROM. Bless everyone who says this prayer sent up to God.com.
Amen.
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow them, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2000 years ago followed a star, week after week until it led them to a parking space.
The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you.
Oh wait!!! That's my dog. My dog does this.....
Oh wait!!! That's my dog. My dog does this.....
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Just found my way back to some links I used to read all the time
Just found my way back to some links I used to read all the time
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