I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress....... Just kidding....I'm on my third doughnut....
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Hitler had millions....Jesus had 12.
Hitler had millions....Jesus had 12.
EXERCISE!!
Everyday I am bombarded in each direction that I turn. By those who claim that EXERCISE causes flab to crash and burn!
I did jumping jacks and sit-ups, went out and bought that darn machine. The one that guarantees in 30 days I'd be trim, fit and lean.
I put it in the extra room we affectionately call the "gym". With all the other paraphernalia that will one day make me slim.
Ab mats for doing crunches, a small trampoline to run in place. That awful go-nowhere pedaling bike that only leaves me red-faced.
I have workout clothes and sweatbands, even a "get fit" cup. But that scale hasn't budged an inch so I'm on the verge of giving up!
I've just about convinced myself that it's true what some folks say..... "Eat right! Get fit! Die anyway!!"
So for those who are devoted to trying to make me over, PLEASE! If God wanted me to touch my toes He would have put them on my knees!
I believe He loves us as we are, that included both big and small. So when I reach the gates of Heaven, it will be with flab and all!!!
Everyday I am bombarded in each direction that I turn. By those who claim that EXERCISE causes flab to crash and burn!
I did jumping jacks and sit-ups, went out and bought that darn machine. The one that guarantees in 30 days I'd be trim, fit and lean.
I put it in the extra room we affectionately call the "gym". With all the other paraphernalia that will one day make me slim.
Ab mats for doing crunches, a small trampoline to run in place. That awful go-nowhere pedaling bike that only leaves me red-faced.
I have workout clothes and sweatbands, even a "get fit" cup. But that scale hasn't budged an inch so I'm on the verge of giving up!
I've just about convinced myself that it's true what some folks say..... "Eat right! Get fit! Die anyway!!"
So for those who are devoted to trying to make me over, PLEASE! If God wanted me to touch my toes He would have put them on my knees!
I believe He loves us as we are, that included both big and small. So when I reach the gates of Heaven, it will be with flab and all!!!
Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood, thus pancakes are more important than family. It's science......
During this heat wave, please remember to dress for the body you have.......not the body you want!!!
Thank you and have a nice day!!
Thank you and have a nice day!!
For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
So, you think you're going crazy?
Great.....call me when you get here, and I'll show you around.....
Great.....call me when you get here, and I'll show you around.....
The best thing about having a heat wave is constantly having the illusion you're getting exercise.
Your friends are the "fruitcake " of your life: Some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some are firm, and some are sweet. Here's to my "fruitcakes."
In a school cafeteria on the counter was a basket of apples with a sign on them that said, "DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN ONE. GOD IS WATCHING."
On the other counter there was a box of chocolates, to which one of the students had written a note saying, "Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples!"
On the other counter there was a box of chocolates, to which one of the students had written a note saying, "Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples!"
Should you ever find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, smallness, or insecurities, remember, things could be worse......you could be them.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere......"
They say its better yo be poor & happy than to be rich and miserable, but how about a compromise? Like moderately rich and just moody?
I may not know much about football, but I know a tight end when I see one........
What a special one that is......{{{{{hugs}}}} sweet friend..* thank you * for these precious little 'gems' you post each day..some touching, some funny, some profound but all very special..I enjoy them so*...just wanted to say 'thank you'....xoxoo
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Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials, because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies......
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