Daily Comments

[jj2]

When life hands you lemons....give them to Lady Gaga, she'll make an outfit out of them!!!!

 

[jj2]

Don't try to control the uncontrollable and don't freak when life happens, just pick everything up and keep on going!

I'll start that tomorrow as soon as I get up. Good night.

 

[jj2]

Due to the highly confidential nature of my day, I'm not allowed to know what I'm doing!

 

[jj2]

I've always thought that electrical outlets look like a little face, but only recently noticed its expression is one of shock.
:O

 

[jj2]

Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want to for free, and can't see themselves in a mirror.........where do I sign up?

 

[jj2]

I was wondering; Why is it that JUST as you think you've made ends meet, someone moves the ends?

 

[jj2]

Love means never having to say, "Honey put the knife down."

 

[Fudgey]

Love means never having to say, "Honey put the knife down."

That is to funny!

 

[JerryRM]

Love means never having to say, "Honey put the knife down."

"I'll put down the gun if you put down the knife". I actually heard that coming from a house that I was walking by, when I was a teenager.

 

[eciglopedia]

Why does it always seem like the road to SUCCESS is under construction???

 

[jj2]

Life is short, break the rules.
Forgive quickly, kiss slowly.
Love truly, laugh uncontrollably.
And never, never regret anything that made you smile...

Night all.

 

[jj2]

I'm gonna dress up like Kanye West for Halloween and right before the little kids say "Trick or Treat," I'm gonna yell "Christmas is better."

 

[jj2]

You ever wonder if Lady Gaga would dress up for Halloween?

 

[jj2]

What is a skeleton's favorite song?
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Bad To The Bone.

 

[jj2]

This ghost is about to go and blend in with the sheets. Night all.

 

[jj2]

I won a motor home!!!
I peeled off a McDonalds Monopoly Game piece and couldn't believe it!!!
Was so excited, until the manager came over and told me I won a bagel.......

 

[JerryRM]

It took me a minute, (I'm getting slow in my old age), but I got it jj. Win-a-bagel (Winabago). Very clever !!!

 

[jj2]

Let's do the Hokey Pokey this election:
Ya put the right ones in and pull the left ones out, put the right ones in and ya shake the offices up. Ya do the Hokey Pokey and you take your country back, that's what it's all about!!!

 

[jj2]

The person that tells you that's its helpful to take a sleeping pill and a laxative together at bedtime, does not belong on your friends list. Just saying........

Night all.

 

[jj2]

Ready or not, here I come!!!
I'm up world, not fully functional, but up. Happy Hump Day!!!