The saying "if a tree falls in the forest when nobody is around, does it still make a sound" is like asking "if a dog farts when nobody is home, does it stink?
DUH--------YES.
DUH--------YES.


Saturday!!! And here's your orders for the day: Do a whole lot of NOTHIN' today. While you're at it, throw in a little bit of not a damn thing!

Dang it... too late, I have already done 2 loads of laundry and mopped the kitchen floor![]()
Saturday!!! And here's your orders for the day: Do a whole lot of NOTHIN' today. While you're at it, throw in a little bit of not a damn thing!
I think JJ will let us change it to tomorrow![]()
Dang, jj, don' usually like follerin' orders ('cept supply orders). I've already bin doin' dat, so does it count as follerin' orders?
Exactly what I am doing here !!!
You all have an IOU for tomorrow.
As long as you do nothing while you do it!!!


So if I did, the roof would probably fall down on me. (ouch)Was sitting in church the other day and the crazy lady beside me was smoking a cigarette!!
I was so shocked, I almost dropped my beer!!!


I'd go ta church, but it'd prolly jus' ketch on fire![]()


I must admit, I rarely go to church.So if I did, the roof would probably fall down on me. (ouch)
I do have my reason for this and hopefully the big guy will forgive me which I ask him to do quite often.![]()
