The saying "if a tree falls in the forest when nobody is around, does it still make a sound" is like asking "if a dog farts when nobody is home, does it stink?
DUH--------YES.
DUH--------YES.

Saturday!!! And here's your orders for the day: Do a whole lot of NOTHIN' today. While you're at it, throw in a little bit of not a damn thing!
Dang it... too late, I have already done 2 loads of laundry and mopped the kitchen floor![]()
Saturday!!! And here's your orders for the day: Do a whole lot of NOTHIN' today. While you're at it, throw in a little bit of not a damn thing!
I think JJ will let us change it to tomorrow![]()
Dang, jj, don' usually like follerin' orders ('cept supply orders). I've already bin doin' dat, so does it count as follerin' orders?
Exactly what I am doing here !!!
You all have an IOU for tomorrow.
As long as you do nothing while you do it!!!
Was sitting in church the other day and the crazy lady beside me was smoking a cigarette!!
I was so shocked, I almost dropped my beer!!!
I'd go ta church, but it'd prolly jus' ketch on fire![]()
I must admit, I rarely go to church.So if I did, the roof would probably fall down on me. (ouch)
I do have my reason for this and hopefully the big guy will forgive me which I ask him to do quite often.![]()