Damn its normal around here , KILL THIS THREAD !
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We interrupt this normal moment for this important announcement...
I have decided I am going to patent Urine... Not just my urine... ALL urine irrespective of the species from which it originates...
How did I come to make this decision?
Well, I was thinking about how Mike was having to defend himself for doing something that most scientists and engineers strive to do when it hit me... I need to develop some Intellectual Property... I.P. ... hehehe... I pee!
That's IT... I PEE! I am going to protect my IP because I PEE!
From that somewhat questionable spark of genious, I realized that even though we ALL pee... it is ILLEGAL to do so in the public domain... in fact people have been ARRESTED for even TRYING to do so...
Well if it cannot be legally released in the public domain, then by that SIMPLE little quirk of the law, it has not been disclosed, therefore it is NOT... I repeat it is NOT prior art! Especially since I have worked out a NEW way to PEE, just to be sure nobody will try to claim they came up with it first...
So MY IP is about the way I PEE, and it's not going to be a trade secret, that's why I'm going for the Patent on it... because I fully intend to DEMONSTRATE the exact WAY in which I PEE in my patent application. And even though people have been ...... for years, an a variety of ways... Mine way is the next level up... It's not quite a 10 on the prverbial scale of 1-10... it's more like a nine... and because I know my way is better... well it has to be better than yours... you're an eight! (urinate... get it?)
SO... you all have been warned... IF, I see YOU PEE the way I PEE you have violated MY IP, and I will see you in court...
Or not... not sure this is the way I really want to go right now... I'm already working on version two which features pulse width modulation... it's messy, but I'll figure it out.
YOU PEE... I PEE... WE ALL PEE... Now pay me! It's MY IP...
OK, Everybody back to normal... nothing to see here... carry on with your business.
I have decided I am going to patent Urine... Not just my urine... ALL urine irrespective of the species from which it originates...
How did I come to make this decision?
Well, I was thinking about how Mike was having to defend himself for doing something that most scientists and engineers strive to do when it hit me... I need to develop some Intellectual Property... I.P. ... hehehe... I pee!
That's IT... I PEE! I am going to protect my IP because I PEE!
From that somewhat questionable spark of genious, I realized that even though we ALL pee... it is ILLEGAL to do so in the public domain... in fact people have been ARRESTED for even TRYING to do so...
Well if it cannot be legally released in the public domain, then by that SIMPLE little quirk of the law, it has not been disclosed, therefore it is NOT... I repeat it is NOT prior art! Especially since I have worked out a NEW way to PEE, just to be sure nobody will try to claim they came up with it first...
So MY IP is about the way I PEE, and it's not going to be a trade secret, that's why I'm going for the Patent on it... because I fully intend to DEMONSTRATE the exact WAY in which I PEE in my patent application. And even though people have been ...... for years, an a variety of ways... Mine way is the next level up... It's not quite a 10 on the prverbial scale of 1-10... it's more like a nine... and because I know my way is better... well it has to be better than yours... you're an eight! (urinate... get it?)
SO... you all have been warned... IF, I see YOU PEE the way I PEE you have violated MY IP, and I will see you in court...
Or not... not sure this is the way I really want to go right now... I'm already working on version two which features pulse width modulation... it's messy, but I'll figure it out.
YOU PEE... I PEE... WE ALL PEE... Now pay me! It's MY IP...
OK, Everybody back to normal... nothing to see here... carry on with your business.
LMFAO ! now THAT was funny Zen~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW I filed and IDS to cover all of this banter ( you know what I am talking about ! )
As Festus would say that idea is a "pearl buttoned bangled billy" and it got me to thinking too but someone already beat me to it.....Dang. FAQ: Buying Property On The Moon
even Bovine Pee... Because All PEE is MY PEE... When YOU PEE, you PAY ME... If you fight... YOU PAY TIMES THREE.
URINE LUCK! (you're in luck... get it?) A rose by any other name... this is why I am staying in the realm of the formal name for my patent...
In Claim 3 it helps to explain, by calling it " liquid by-product of the body that is secreted by the kidneys through a process called urination and excreted through the distal end of the urethra"
So... Number 1... MAKE IT SO! Pay up!
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