Damn its normal around here , KILL THIS THREAD !
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It is just so unfair that you are trying to profit by the functions of my body. I will never do business with you! You are just EVIL. I will get around this! I will be dammed if I will pay you every time I PEE! therefore I will go with an alternate route.. as sited in in claim 3 you are basing your patent on urine excreted via the distal end of the urethra, therefore I shall go and get an Ileal Conduit.
I need to file my patent for variable flow rate pee... some just trickle! I crack myself up!
They have no idea that their anger strengthened your position... Until they read this... And even then they may not figure out what they've done!
It is just so unfair that you are trying to profit by the functions of my body. I will never do business with you! You are just EVIL. I will get around this! I will be dammed if I will pay you every time I PEE! therefore I will go with an alternate route.. as sited in in claim 3 you are basing your patent on urine excreted via the distal end of the urethra, therefore I shall go and get an Ileal Conduit.
Perhaps you should read claim 7: Urethra Franklin and other conduits, taps, catheters and devices...
They have no idea-period. Honestly, I don't shy away from a good debate - but it had become tiresome dealing with it: people who know bits and pieces of the process acting like experts, people posting opinions as fact, people citing lines out of 35 USC as if that told the whole story - I have a problem letting the blatant stuff go, even when I wanted to walk away.
I'm glad things are getting back to normal.And Zen, FYI, in my younger days, I have peed in public and almost gotten arrested.
So, I believe I can invalidate your I pee. I intend to blazenly continue ...... without licencing your method of ....... I might suggest you make your pee claims quite narrow in scope. Best of luck with your continued research and development in this area. 
I'm going to change the pronunciation of Uranus.
Instead of Ur Anus, I'm going to start saying Ura Nus.
I plan to take all the fun out of Uranus.
Instead of Ur Anus, I'm going to start saying Ura Nus.
I plan to take all the fun out of Uranus.
GOOD THREAD PEEPS !!! LOL !
Now we are back to having FUN !!!!
And Zen~ you ARE correct it did .
Now we are back to having FUN !!!!
And Zen~ you ARE correct it did .
Damn this SUCKS , I am vaping my Infinity Pro prototype ( I actually got all that crap in the tube ! ) working good now for some battery time tests ,
And that guy on that show that tells you how to make it in the wild without anything. Trap food and pick it etc. On the desert part he drank his own urine. I think I'd just go thirsty.
You're a nut is what you are!
And GMoney, if you can prove that you publicly disclosed, but were not arrested, then we shall simply have to partner in the patent, and we will have cornered the market on the entire urination nation!
Can you imagine being so parched and dehydrated that you have to drink your own urine... AND have to pay me a license fee for the right to do it?
What a country!
Okay Zen now you are in trouble because I filed for a patent on air. So now you owe me royalties on every breath you take. Maybe we can make some kind of deal. BTW I'm boxing, bottling, and bagging it for storage in the home.
You can file all you want... Air itself is not patentable.
You CAN copyright a specific air formula for an air product, and trademark a brand name for it. Of course once you do that, you can patent a process for bottling, canning and boxing the product.
5card stud presents new and improved "Perri-air" in bottles and cans...
Well damn, I can't pee and now I can't breathe? I'll be dead before my patent on poop gets approved!
I've already applied for a patent on the bowel, colon and sphincter.... You're gonna have to go through me, so to speak, for your patent to have any value, as I will hold the enabling technology for your innovation.
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