i was outside raking leaves today.
i left my ego sitting on the porch steps.
when i went to retrieve it a darn raccoon had snatched it.
i went to chase him down and he ran into the next yard and
gave it to the postman.
the postman refused to give it back but,was willing
to trade me my vapemail for it.

bud-dump-dum
mike
i left my ego sitting on the porch steps.
when i went to retrieve it a darn raccoon had snatched it.
i went to chase him down and he ran into the next yard and
gave it to the postman.
the postman refused to give it back but,was willing
to trade me my vapemail for it.
bud-dump-dum
mike