Dear hipster

[Caffeine7]

I'm truly amazed that your taste buds are 25 to 50 times more sensitive than most humans and you have special needs in your juice preparation. I respect your right to let everyone know who built your coils and how much you paid for your rda but please, please, for the love of Pete, step away from the tasting bar to argue what undertones you are detecting in the juice so the rest of us can try a few. Ok rant over. Go on with your day

 

[the_vape_nerd]

"im detecting kimchi undertones in this otherwise very flavorful vegan tofu vape, now if you'll pardon me i need a sip of pbr whilst I contemplate sticking it to the man"

 

[BostonVape]

Thank you for this post.. the laugh I needed after a stressful day at work.

I went to a new vape shop the other day near my work (its on the campus of UNH which is full of the type you mention)

I simply asked which mod one of the 'locals' was using.. which he ended up interpreting into 'tell me everything about your build and how cool subohming is and how thick your clouds are and why his airhole that he drilled is far superior to others'

after about 5 min I simply walked out of the shop.. the headache he gave me has still not subsided..

 

[ScottP]

"im detecting kimchi undertones in this otherwise very flavorful vegan tofu vape, now if you'll pardon me i need a sip of pbr whilst I contemplate sticking it to the man"

This is decently humorous except one flaw. The reference to PBR. Anyone who drinks that swill is most likely still huffing down Marlboro reds, lives in a trailer and is married to their sister/cousin and probably own at least 12 dogs.

 

[realsis]

LMAO! too funny!

 

[Fenway75]

This is decently humorous except one flaw. The reference to PBR. Anyone who drinks that swill is most likely still huffing down Marlboro reds, lives in a trailer and is married to their sister/cousin and probably own at least 12 dogs.

Ha! I've seen exactly the person the_vape_nerd described, and they were indeed swilling PBR. It's some sort of retro thing to go along with their wear of ratty old concert t-shirts (bought for $100 or more at a 'thrift' shop).

 

[Completely Average]

This is decently humorous except one flaw. The reference to PBR. Anyone who drinks that swill is most likely still huffing down Marlboro reds, lives in a trailer and is married to their sister/cousin and probably own at least 12 dogs.

It says something that I'm 45 years old and didn't know what PBR was until your post. Then, reading that it just clicked. Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Funny how I figured that out based on your post.

 

[Fenway75]

And on a more serious note, this kind of thing has actually driven me out of B&M's I otherwise would have spent money in. When the clerk is so enraptured by Elwood Blows' description of his mod and RDA he can't tear himself away to ask if I'd like any of the overpriced juices behind the counter, well, I oblige him.

 

[Completely Average]

And on a more serious note, this kind of thing has actually driven me out of B&M's I otherwise would have spent money in. When the clerk is so enraptured by Elwood Blows' description of his mod and RDA he can't tear himself away to ask if I'd like any of the overpriced juices behind the counter, well, I oblige him.

I agree. I've made the comment before that I've walked out of more than 1 B&M after the people behind the counter failed to look away from their hipster pow-wow to see if I wanted to spend any money there.

 

[ScottP]

Ha! I've seen exactly the person the_vape_nerd described, and they were indeed swilling PBR. It's some sort of retro thing to go along with their wear of ratty old concert t-shirts (bought for $100 or more at a 'thrift' shop).

Wow, I stand corrected. I guess PBR is now the drink of choice for both hillbillies and hipsters now. Maybe the hillbillies are switching to Old Milwaukee's Best to differentiate themselves from the hipsters.

 

[chellemmm]

We should start an "old fart" B & M. We could have comfy rocking chairs and padded recliners instead of stools. Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd on the stereo...

 

[Fenway75]

I would drive to florida once a month.

 

[Frenchfry1942]

I am visiting the Herndon area on business and, so, I went to a vape shop that I had gotten from an internet search. Well, it was a rat-hole pig-sty, AND, he didn't know what ECF was. (sigh) I left.

 

[Caffeine7]

We should start an "old fart" B & M. We could have comfy rocking chairs and padded recliners instead of stools. Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd on the stereo...

I'm all for it. We could call it grumpy old vapers. No one under 30 or wearing skinny jeans. Throw some iggy and the stooges and stiff little fingers into the playlist and it would be perfect

 

[chellemmm]

And we could serve wine. And Scotch.

No saggy pants, either.

 

[Fenway75]

And we could serve wine. And Scotch.

No saggy pants, either.

I am so in.

Perhaps a nice charcuterie and cheese selection too??

Maybe a dessert bar....have to pair these juices right.....

And fruit! Definitely fruit plates!

Now to come up with a witty title that mixes "vape" with "epicure"

 

[Worzel]

If you come across a bar that has a "We proudly sell PBR in a can!" Or a PBR sign in the window, keep going. Nothing to see there.


Sent from my bird in a moist little package

 

[remmy00]

This is decently humorous except one flaw. The reference to PBR. Anyone who drinks that swill is most likely still huffing down Marlboro reds, lives in a trailer and is married to their sister/cousin and probably own at least 12 dogs.

au contraire...... not according to this Times article... I particularly like the "nectar of the hipster gods" line.... and while we are at it....


http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/things-you-didnt-know-about-pbr

and no I am not a hipster... I just play one on ECF

 

[Caffeine7]

Jello and prune vapes. On second thought maybe not

 

[MorpheusPA]

We should start an "old fart" B & M. We could have comfy rocking chairs and padded recliners instead of stools. Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd on the stereo...

Only if you have Hover-Rounds at the front door so I can glide my way through the store. Plus a plot of grass with a youngster on it so I can tell him to get off the lawn.