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Feel like developing a chronic constipation problem and also, a detox lengthier than any other opiate? May also ruin your marriage for a time and make you slightly nuts....
Ask your doctor if suboxone is right for you!
This post brought to you by 4 years Clean Today from the Evil that was Suboxone. Alcohol, a lot longer. Suboxone, not so much. I'm so happy I was put on Suboxone when I couldn't taper my last opiate because I had no clue how much I was TAKING at the time (think handfuls, I was kind of aiming for death) because the evilness of its detox was enough to convince me to Never Use another opiate again, I even have a medical alert bracelet.
They can just shove me in a coma or give me Advil. Either one. I don't care.
The husband just told me "Take it easy today it's the weekend." LOL those are not the safe words to say to a Chronic Procrastinator. Really.
Anna
Ask your doctor if suboxone is right for you!
This post brought to you by 4 years Clean Today from the Evil that was Suboxone. Alcohol, a lot longer. Suboxone, not so much. I'm so happy I was put on Suboxone when I couldn't taper my last opiate because I had no clue how much I was TAKING at the time (think handfuls, I was kind of aiming for death) because the evilness of its detox was enough to convince me to Never Use another opiate again, I even have a medical alert bracelet.
They can just shove me in a coma or give me Advil. Either one. I don't care.
The husband just told me "Take it easy today it's the weekend." LOL those are not the safe words to say to a Chronic Procrastinator. Really.
Anna
Me & my better half filled out our passport renewal forms tonight, hard to decide who to list as next of kin to notify...why them bastids gotta make them forms so confusing? When I first got a passport, I had dreams of visiting UK...never made it there, been all over the Caribbean though, filled up two of them books with stamps, and yet to set foot on soggy English soil 
I got to take one business trip to country outside london.
Best part - renting a manual car, driving stick on the left, on the wrong side of the road, through "roundabouts". Big fun.
Also, this place was a hoot. I mean, it's a SECRET, so I had to go check it out, lol.
Best part - renting a manual car, driving stick on the left, on the wrong side of the road, through "roundabouts". Big fun.
Also, this place was a hoot. I mean, it's a SECRET, so I had to go check it out, lol.
Me & my better half filled out our passport renewal forms tonight, hard to decide who to list as next of kin to notify...why them bastids gotta make them forms so confusing? When I first got a passport, I had dreams of visiting UK...never made it there, been all over the Caribbean though, filled up two of them books with stamps, and yet to set foot on soggy English soil
For the next two weeks: this
Well if only... We did hire movers but we are boxing ourselves. Well, the husband is doing most of the boxing (never have I been so grateful for my stinky apartment and well, a job) and he has been INDUSTRIOUS.
The octogon window looks great in the bathroom in the early morning by the way. LOL, ironically, I think the husband is now WORKING harder than like, if he were actually working (which he can't it's kind of a mental state disability not a lack of industry disability.)
I feel so guilty he gave me the weekend off... I plan to do almost nothing but I do know, well, it's gonna be rough by this coming Friday.
Anna
Well if only... We did hire movers but we are boxing ourselves. Well, the husband is doing most of the boxing (never have I been so grateful for my stinky apartment and well, a job) and he has been INDUSTRIOUS.
The octogon window looks great in the bathroom in the early morning by the way. LOL, ironically, I think the husband is now WORKING harder than like, if he were actually working (which he can't it's kind of a mental state disability not a lack of industry disability.)
I feel so guilty he gave me the weekend off... I plan to do almost nothing but I do know, well, it's gonna be rough by this coming Friday.
Anna
I got a flu shot this year. This one was like you could get A, B or both, and it had the gastrointestinal option.
Anna
Me & my better half filled out our passport renewal forms tonight, hard to decide who to list as next of kin to notify...why them bastids gotta make them forms so confusing? When I first got a passport, I had dreams of visiting UK...never made it there, been all over the Caribbean though, filled up two of them books with stamps, and yet to set foot on soggy English soil
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