He's so sweet. He like, fell for this chick in Tucson during his wild phase, and later he was all mournful because he couldn't date her, but he LOVED her. She was really something. Trouble all the way across the board, but smart, funny, ridiculous. He was being mournful and I was like, (I need more Al-anon clearly) "Well maybe you could hang out with her sometimes and be IDK, a better example."
He was like, "Oh, mom. You can't BE with someone like that without doing what they do, if you are going to have any kind of contact, and I don't even think I COULD drink that much."
I was like, "I have raised a fully functional adult." I was a PROUD mommy. Later, she got her life together and was dating some other guy. The kiddo mourned again. He said she had a "magic vagina" (not quite sure what that is, is that a thing? I take it they were compatible in that regard, anyway) but he was like, "She's so funny she's so smart. she's so fun."
She also clearly had fetal alcohol syndrome, a bit. She was Not what you'd call Hot, but she did not care. She made herself up and like, wore skin tight jeans like she was Tyra Banks. It was cool.
I loved it that my kid not only loved someone for who they were, not how they looked, but had the sense to know it would not work.
It was kind of a bitter sweet moment, because I knew he knew that because of his dad. I guess it's still a good thing to know.
Fingers crossed! The problem is, the kid is OBLIVIOUS. I mean, chicks like turn their heads when he walks by, they start up conversations! The first time at the dog park if the dog had been more socialized I think he would have left with a U of A student (not my dream but eh) only things got a bit, muzzle necessary.
One day.
Anna
He was like, "Oh, mom. You can't BE with someone like that without doing what they do, if you are going to have any kind of contact, and I don't even think I COULD drink that much."
I was like, "I have raised a fully functional adult." I was a PROUD mommy. Later, she got her life together and was dating some other guy. The kiddo mourned again. He said she had a "magic vagina" (not quite sure what that is, is that a thing? I take it they were compatible in that regard, anyway) but he was like, "She's so funny she's so smart. she's so fun."
She also clearly had fetal alcohol syndrome, a bit. She was Not what you'd call Hot, but she did not care. She made herself up and like, wore skin tight jeans like she was Tyra Banks. It was cool.
I loved it that my kid not only loved someone for who they were, not how they looked, but had the sense to know it would not work.
It was kind of a bitter sweet moment, because I knew he knew that because of his dad. I guess it's still a good thing to know.
Fingers crossed! The problem is, the kid is OBLIVIOUS. I mean, chicks like turn their heads when he walks by, they start up conversations! The first time at the dog park if the dog had been more socialized I think he would have left with a U of A student (not my dream but eh) only things got a bit, muzzle necessary.
One day.
Anna
