I would have laughed at it equally hard.
OMG I needed to laugh. This morning, the husband was outside puking from stress, and I was out smoking a cigarette (don't judge me) crying and saying, "The kid will never BELIEVE me."
A good Samaritan turned to dog in so now it is back in our custody. It turns out our neighbor just figured our gate was F'd up, and that the wire wrapped around it was what was keeping it shut and WE did not need it shut.
All of our stuff is in the moving truck, or like gone. We have very little left other than mopping.
Tomorrow... we head to our worst nightmare. When I was weeping about my kid I implored God to send him back, like even if we had to live an RV.
Now that he's back I am not so sure I mean it, though. I mean, I have to though.
There are "problems" with our septic
tank. Our realtor doesn't seem to want to say and I am a bit scared because she knows uh, we are on the road on Friday. IDK. I kind of do and do not want to ask.
Also WV gonna be like paradise because what I have been living
through ever since moving from Tucson has just been like HELL culminating in a a me who is like, "Oooh… I have time to do yoga, well F THAT!" I don't even care. Maybe the husband will let me skim on ahead of the moving truck and do yoga the 3 hours later after he arrives. Right now I am in the mood for some hemlock tea.
Anna