Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Here Anna.
Ooh beer. Yeah I have been waiting for the day I lose everything including my job, self respect. health (probably by O/Ding on beer plus benzos plus uh, antipsychotics. I relapsed once and It was due to a med change but I was so AWESOME in recovery NONE of my providers mentioned like. meds plus ETOH can kill you. That sucked because i did not die, but I PUKED all the time and I NEVER puke and I kept thinking "What a waste of good ETOH." I was also drunk so I was like, "I better go and drive and get more."
Once I got out of rehab the second time (I could not seem to stop for some reason I guess they call it "alcoholism") I got a very very grave and severe education on ETOH and psych meds. I was a bit annoyed I was like, A) I told you Prozac was like the devil, man, and you gave it to me anyway and the time to tell me to NOT drink would be BEFORE I drank, thanks so much.
So, @Kn0ttYFive I had no idea you wished me dead.
LOL I am sure you were just offering comfort and next time a 2 liter diet Pepsi will do nicely.
Also, my supervisor sat me down and was like "You do not want to be Linda."
I was like "Oh thank God I hated her hours." He correctly identified my issue as "scatteredness." I was like, yep, not clinically but in other stuff, yeah. He is gonna "teach me stuff." Next thing you know I will be using Excel. LOL.
Anna
I appreciate Anna.
I am glad you are here, and all is going well for you in WVa.
Hang Tough Kiddo!!!
Jim
A few things about the O post-- she's gotta have gone through a few dudes for that one, potentially. Those are some vastly different numbers.
Also, there is this weird disease you can get (mostly females I think but maybe guys) where you have the big O like NON Stop. Cross your legs, oops. Move. oops. Press the gas pedal, oops. Talk to your boss, oops.
The people who have it say it is like being in HELL, usually. They are like, "I hate living like this, I can't focus, everything sucks. It's like the permanent hiccups disease, only lower down. The will do ANYTHING to make it stop.
You can have too much of a good thing is what I am saying. But to the chick who went for that record: I salute you.
But-- Childbirth. So for every female advantage there is a disadvantage. Etc.
Anna
Also, there is this weird disease you can get (mostly females I think but maybe guys) where you have the big O like NON Stop. Cross your legs, oops. Move. oops. Press the gas pedal, oops. Talk to your boss, oops.
The people who have it say it is like being in HELL, usually. They are like, "I hate living like this, I can't focus, everything sucks. It's like the permanent hiccups disease, only lower down. The will do ANYTHING to make it stop.
You can have too much of a good thing is what I am saying. But to the chick who went for that record: I salute you.
But-- Childbirth. So for every female advantage there is a disadvantage. Etc.
Anna
I want me one of these, I have wanted an extra wife for a long. long long time and this seems like exceptional value. The husband is sucking today and so... I would let him pick but I'm going for a fat one, although I don't really think there IS a fat one.
Anna
Anna
I like the...I want me one of these, I have wanted an extra wife for a long. long long time and this seems like exceptional value. The husband is sucking today and so... I would let him pick but I'm going for a fat one, although I don't really think there IS a fat one.
Anna
If ran away part!
Yup, it's kinda like a WARRANTY.
So like this has been a fertile Funny pics search. Heh.
LOL. This would not work on me.
OH DUDE BIBLE WIN!!!! Dang! I need me some Bible help but I am not that clever. Something that approximates "I am a giant control freak whiner?" Maybe I find something in Job God was kind of a jerk there....
I shall stop for now. But keep going. This is the most satisfying funny pics search yet. It has been too long event that tool who said I wrote journal entries
TAKE THIS!!!!
Anna
So like this has been a fertile Funny pics search. Heh.
LOL. This would not work on me.
OH DUDE BIBLE WIN!!!! Dang! I need me some Bible help but I am not that clever. Something that approximates "I am a giant control freak whiner?" Maybe I find something in Job God was kind of a jerk there....
I shall stop for now. But keep going. This is the most satisfying funny pics search yet. It has been too long event that tool who said I wrote journal entries
TAKE THIS!!!!
Anna
OMG someone wants me to follow these rules? The husband ALWAYS does the most talking/yelling. Jeez. I should email it to him. It's pretty comprehensive. If he followed these rules that would be awesome. Well l guess like, I could give it a shot.
Sounds a bit like Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I miss her SO MUCH. She was really the judge Judy of counselors. I did not care about her PhD being in chemistry or whatever. I did not mind when her ex in college posted naked pics of her in compromising conditions, I was like, "Well, we all have a past." I was like GO ON BEING A TOTAL BIT
Dr. LAURA!!! OMG I have ALL of her books, my favorite is the "Care and feeding of a Husband." I believe it advises stuff like showing up at the front door and ALSO like, NEVER disagreeing and you will be rewarded with a slave who does whatever you want. Etc.
She is the BOMB.
Anna
Sounds a bit like Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I miss her SO MUCH. She was really the judge Judy of counselors. I did not care about her PhD being in chemistry or whatever. I did not mind when her ex in college posted naked pics of her in compromising conditions, I was like, "Well, we all have a past." I was like GO ON BEING A TOTAL BIT
Dr. LAURA!!! OMG I have ALL of her books, my favorite is the "Care and feeding of a Husband." I believe it advises stuff like showing up at the front door and ALSO like, NEVER disagreeing and you will be rewarded with a slave who does whatever you want. Etc.She is the BOMB.
Anna
How do you know she wasn't alone
Maybe she has a split personality disorder and all 134 of them had a great time 
How do you know she wasn't alone
Excellent point, FC. The woman we are discussing could well have been Sybil.
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