Look in my most alcoholic of phases I am NOT going to drink and eat in the shower, for one. Standing and eating is just tiring and unpleasant, and whomever invented that foul American practice should have been.... Well I want to say water boarded if like since its the shower, but they should have been SAT down and carefully explained about how NO ONE needs to get somewhere SO Fast they are like panting 340 lbs of themselves down the street stuffing a McMuffin burger down their throat, practically water boarding THEMSELVES. I always want to grab them and say "I PROMISE nothing in YOUR life, anyway, is more important than good nutrition, sit them under a tree, and hand them a salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette. Maybe I'd threaten them with a bow, I think that is considered less lethal than a gun but the both kill deer so is it so much?
Man there is a McD outside my work and the drive through line especially in the am is DISGRACEFUL also you have one mile to go, you CAN'T eat your stuff that fast and then you are walking up the big hill, I'm surprised more people don't have RICKETS.
Anyway, I also keep razors in my bathroom area and as a blackout drinker, you can "zone" things. You can convince yourself that you STAY AWAY NO MATTER WHAT, if you are convincing. This includes "No bleeding out in the shower while shaving drunk." "Not banging that guy." "Not banging that guy ever AGAIN." "No, I reeelly really mean it this time about that guy."
Man, my life is comparative CAKE.
Pictures of beer in showers are subliminally problematic if you ask me plus IDK I think eating naked is gross. I NEVER entertained the "Eat off the other person" thing I WILL SAY THAT.
Better say no more, or I shall be censured. Boy is there going to be the worst video EVER tomorrow. Maybe. I am gonna try and improve it by judicious cutting but one can only do so much. LOL.
Anna
Man there is a McD outside my work and the drive through line especially in the am is DISGRACEFUL also you have one mile to go, you CAN'T eat your stuff that fast and then you are walking up the big hill, I'm surprised more people don't have RICKETS.
Anyway, I also keep razors in my bathroom area and as a blackout drinker, you can "zone" things. You can convince yourself that you STAY AWAY NO MATTER WHAT, if you are convincing. This includes "No bleeding out in the shower while shaving drunk." "Not banging that guy." "Not banging that guy ever AGAIN." "No, I reeelly really mean it this time about that guy."
Man, my life is comparative CAKE.
Pictures of beer in showers are subliminally problematic if you ask me plus IDK I think eating naked is gross. I NEVER entertained the "Eat off the other person" thing I WILL SAY THAT.
Better say no more, or I shall be censured. Boy is there going to be the worst video EVER tomorrow. Maybe. I am gonna try and improve it by judicious cutting but one can only do so much. LOL.
Anna
