Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

FringeChief68

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The act of rubbing up against someone without their knowledge or consent and deriving sexual gratification from that fact.

I had to learn ALL the sexual ........... for my major. They're horrible. The definitions make them sound even worse than they are, and they're pretty terrible.

The act of voyeurism as defined in the Statistical manual of like, Psychology or whatever its number these days made short skirts and whatnot a thing of the past, and escalators are bad... really bad. You do NOT want to let a voyeuristic sort like, catch you going up an escalator in a short, short skirt.

It's like.... It's like a fireworks show for them. I am Not Kidding,

Anna
 

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The act of rubbing up against someone without their knowledge or consent and deriving sexual gratification from that fact.

I had to learn ALL the sexual ........... for my major. They're horrible. The definitions make them sound even worse than they are, and they're pretty terrible.

The act of voyeurism as defined in the Statistical manual of like, Psychology or whatever its number these days made short skirts and whatnot a thing of the past, and escalators are bad... really bad. You do NOT want to let a voyeuristic sort like, catch you going up an escalator in a short, short skirt.

It's like.... It's like a fireworks show for them. I am Not Kidding,

Anna
count me in...

 

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The act of rubbing up against someone without their knowledge or consent and deriving sexual gratification from that fact.

I had to learn ALL the sexual ........... for my major. They're horrible. The definitions make them sound even worse than they are, and they're pretty terrible.

The act of voyeurism as defined in the Statistical manual of like, Psychology or whatever its number these days made short skirts and whatnot a thing of the past, and escalators are bad... really bad. You do NOT want to let a voyeuristic sort like, catch you going up an escalator in a short, short skirt.

It's like.... It's like a fireworks show for them. I am Not Kidding,

Anna
Your Major sounded like a weirdo, did you report him?
 

stols001

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Actually, my prof for the DSM for my SW Master's was like, the best. Super funny and fun.

He informed us up front, "You will believe you are diagnosed with ALL these diseases along the way.... Except for the paraphelias I hope none of you catch those.:lol::lol:"

It was true though I'd go home at night wondering if my nicotine dependence was like, really bad or not, etc.

Anna
 

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Funny pic search: "When it's time to leave."

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REALLY? This is a thing, is it? A) I never measured my husband's arrival time against the clock and b) the sign is kind of sad I keep reading it as,

"The top ten ways to get your husband to leave the mistress on time."

Maybe I'm a horrible person, but whomever created that sign, their spouse DEFINITELY has a mistress, maybe SEVERAL.

Anna
 

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Funny pic search: "When it's time to leave."

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REALLY? This is a thing, is it? A) I never measured my husband's arrival time against the clock and b) the sign is kind of sad I keep reading it as,

"The top ten ways to get your husband to leave the mistress on time."

Maybe I'm a horrible person, but whomever created that sign, their spouse DEFINITELY has a mistress, maybe SEVERAL.

Anna
perhaps he had none, and needed one?
 
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stols001

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I don't think a dude wrote this sign I really don't.

I don't know any dudes who would have the cunning to employ that sort of reverse psychology and.....

Wait, if I did, I wouldn't know it would I? I'm so totally confused right now. I should really get going also, maybe I will make a sign:

TOP TEN WAYS TO GET ANNA TO LEAVE ON TIME
1) Squirrels
2) Squirrels with boiled peanuts
3)SNAKES
etc.

Anna
 

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