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Have you told us about your halloween costume this year yet?
Have you told us about your halloween costume this year yet?
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Not sure...
Have you told us about your halloween costume this year yet?
We don't celebrate Hallows Eve.
OMG who did that? Worst Photoshop ever LOL
It's almost as bad as these poor Squid Girls. (this is an actual advert )
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Uh. I don't see a sleeping baby with a bottle in its mouth and go, how cute.
Depending on the age, I either go, "What's wrong with you, you didn't want to FEED and ROCK and LOVE it until you fell asleep?"
If it's older I go, "The formula pools in its mouth, you dingbat. That kid has TEETH now and you are rotting them OUT. Learn to let your child not self-soothe with FOOD, Fatty."
To be fair, I'm a horrible person. Okay, I phrase it differently but that is what I am THINKING.
I ALSO don't think falling asleep with a bottle in bed makes you an alcoholic NECESSAIRILY. But then I am a (now non practicing) alcoholic so I say, "Give that person a chance. If it happens every NIGHT... maybe. And Airline sized bottles don't COUNT."
Yup, I can raise a baby fine, but don't get me started on AlCOHOl LOL.
Anna
Depending on the age, I either go, "What's wrong with you, you didn't want to FEED and ROCK and LOVE it until you fell asleep?"
If it's older I go, "The formula pools in its mouth, you dingbat. That kid has TEETH now and you are rotting them OUT. Learn to let your child not self-soothe with FOOD, Fatty."
To be fair, I'm a horrible person. Okay, I phrase it differently but that is what I am THINKING.
I ALSO don't think falling asleep with a bottle in bed makes you an alcoholic NECESSAIRILY. But then I am a (now non practicing) alcoholic so I say, "Give that person a chance. If it happens every NIGHT... maybe. And Airline sized bottles don't COUNT."
Yup, I can raise a baby fine, but don't get me started on AlCOHOl LOL.
Anna
I THROW MY KID AS ONE BORN BY ALCOHOL, STUPIDITY and well, WEED into the mix.
I was dating my dealer, dude, he smoked a LOT of dope. One time after we'd been together for a while, I was like, "I heard weed lowers your sperm count, I bet we'd be like fine with, oh, like spermicidal FOAMS and stuff." (Note: I did not check AT ALL how MUCH weed lowers your sperm count.)
So yeah, we used the foams, when we remembered.....
To be fair, he was the most awesome thing alcohol, weed, and dope ever gave me.
Yep I was a lot of fun in my youth. I think. I was in a blackout for some of it. But I'm fairly sure I was EXTRA fun then.
Anna
Has Danced on a Piano. Not as great as it sounds. I can't dance. Well, drunk maybe it was better. I don't ever remember ANYONE telling me I was like the chick in Footloose or anything. To be fair, I don't weld. I don't actually get the whole premise of like, "Weld but I want to be a ballerina." In fact I HATED that movie and even more when my husband made me watch it and I was like "You are hot for that woman aren't you.." And he was like, "I am totally hot for her and will be for the rest of my life."
Fun fact the actual dancer in that movie was like BIG in Jane Fonda exercise tapes especially when Jane couldn't do as much. She is REALLY (censored) skinny. I have worked out to her though Aerobics is really good for you.
But my MAIN POINT AT LEAST ONE that *I* know of. When I tell people that story they go, "I don't understand how someone who seems that smart could be that DUMB."
And I go, "You know, your brain is not hooked up right until you are 24ish. I had an EXCUSE!"
One, and he's adorable. LOL. All the good from me, and all the good for my ex. He sparkles. He really does, he's just the SWEETEST.
I was dating my dealer, dude, he smoked a LOT of dope. One time after we'd been together for a while, I was like, "I heard weed lowers your sperm count, I bet we'd be like fine with, oh, like spermicidal FOAMS and stuff." (Note: I did not check AT ALL how MUCH weed lowers your sperm count.)
So yeah, we used the foams, when we remembered.....
To be fair, he was the most awesome thing alcohol, weed, and dope ever gave me.
Yep I was a lot of fun in my youth. I think. I was in a blackout for some of it. But I'm fairly sure I was EXTRA fun then.
Anna
Has Danced on a Piano. Not as great as it sounds. I can't dance. Well, drunk maybe it was better. I don't ever remember ANYONE telling me I was like the chick in Footloose or anything. To be fair, I don't weld. I don't actually get the whole premise of like, "Weld but I want to be a ballerina." In fact I HATED that movie and even more when my husband made me watch it and I was like "You are hot for that woman aren't you.." And he was like, "I am totally hot for her and will be for the rest of my life."
Fun fact the actual dancer in that movie was like BIG in Jane Fonda exercise tapes especially when Jane couldn't do as much. She is REALLY (censored) skinny. I have worked out to her though Aerobics is really good for you.
But my MAIN POINT AT LEAST ONE that *I* know of. When I tell people that story they go, "I don't understand how someone who seems that smart could be that DUMB."
And I go, "You know, your brain is not hooked up right until you are 24ish. I had an EXCUSE!"
One, and he's adorable. LOL. All the good from me, and all the good for my ex. He sparkles. He really does, he's just the SWEETEST.
I will take a blow up goat over like a real one ANY day of the week.
Although the BIG Billy Goat like ATE the troll so maybe not that particular goat. Perhaps a blow up TROLL would be less scary.
But, y'all know my feelings on goats. They have horns just like Satan. JUST LIKE SATAN.
My brother says he is gettin' goats. I am not visiting him for a while. A) I want to see how he survives as a goat wrangler, especially as he plans to milk the female goats, which I would only do if one were DEAD and B) he is going to have to provide visual proof of a safe, non-goated area because they eat EVERYTHING.
I might buy him a cattle prod for Christmas though.
Anna
Although the BIG Billy Goat like ATE the troll so maybe not that particular goat. Perhaps a blow up TROLL would be less scary.
But, y'all know my feelings on goats. They have horns just like Satan. JUST LIKE SATAN.
My brother says he is gettin' goats. I am not visiting him for a while. A) I want to see how he survives as a goat wrangler, especially as he plans to milk the female goats, which I would only do if one were DEAD and B) he is going to have to provide visual proof of a safe, non-goated area because they eat EVERYTHING.
I might buy him a cattle prod for Christmas though.
Anna
LOVE em:
My favorite song of all. There is the "F" word in this video, it's the best moment. So listen HARD or don't start the song. I love this band so MUCH,.
Anna
My favorite song of all. There is the "F" word in this video, it's the best moment. So listen HARD or don't start the song. I love this band so MUCH,.
Anna
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